Furby dramas and other twisted toy tales

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  @davonmulder8458 · 4 years ago

  You look like a kidnapped business man that has gambled his life away...<br><br>Love it

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• CO

  @coolguy-wr3fh · 4 years ago

  i cant believe i forgot about this story until the third installment of your series.<br>my dad once bought my stepmom a pen as a joke. said pen had the face of pauly d from jersey shore plastered all over it. when you pressed the top of it, it would cycle through reciting various phrases spoken by pauly d in the actual show. <br>my 9 y/o sister managed to jam the pen. i dont know how, nor do i know why, but she did. all i know is that the hellspawn of a pen proceeded to cry out, “don’t touch me, im tan! don’t touch me, i’m tan!” repeatedly. it wouldn’t stop. eventually, my dad got so pissed at it that he banged it on the table repeatedly while screaming at it, “go to hell!”. only then did it pipe down.

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• LY

  @lydtoons2075 · 4 years ago

  The way Matt just cringes when his Furby starts speaking is both concerning and hilarious to me

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• GI

  @GiyuuSIMP101 · 2 years ago

  I have a Furby, hasn&apos;t had batteries in it for years but every time I walk past the cupboard I hear it shout &quot;WAKEY WAKEY IT&apos;S TIME FOR EGGS AND BAKEY!&quot;

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• CR

  @CrazyJakeSoncrant · 4 years ago

  I think in the Toy Story universe, Furbies would be these mischievous rebel characters constantly breaking the rules of not revealing themselves to their owners, only the owners just think the toys are creepy demonic abominations, which I can imagine that the Furbies find absolutely hilarious!

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• FL

  @flamingdog9207 · 4 years ago

  &quot;Choose a weapon!&quot;<br>Man, these old toys were way ahead of their time, they even know the environment of the modern day and adapt to it!

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  @GwenSpanner · 4 years ago (edited)

  I used to have an leprechaun that would play some Irish folk song when you pressed it&apos;s stomach. One time I put it through the wash, it got all distorted and weird.<br>The last furby video inspired me to find it and perform some experiments, but after the dissection I made a terrifying discovery: it doesn&apos;t have a voicebox, it&apos;s insides were just stuffing, which has now made me far more scared of it

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• CU

  @CuppaCoffeeCreme · 2 years ago

  I used to have a Jessie toy that would yell<br>“Yeehaw!” When you pulled the string on its back.<br>After it was long forgotten in the bottom of the toy bin, I woke up to it screaming<br>“YEET”<br>Over and over

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• SU

  @supremeoverlordkrenner6160 · 4 years ago

  I love the way he cringes when the furby speaks. not like it&apos;s the most annoying thing of all time, but instead like it&apos;s holding his children captive and he is being forced to do things. Brilliantly made

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  @EternalTheMandarinGoddess · 3 years ago

  The fact that Furbies can pick up radio signals like they&apos;re Mangle from FNAF makes them even more horrifying.

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• BI

  @biggizmo5771 · 4 years ago

  My mom referred to herself as The grandmother of me and my brothers Furbies. One day she told us that she came in the house and heard one of our Furbies say “grandma?” In response to hearing her voice. At the time it seemed like a funny wholesome thing. <br>In hindsight however, if that actually did happen and she wasn’t just telling us that because we were kids, That’s fucking terrifying.

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  @RayeMcLaughlin · 1 year ago

  We also had a toy lamb that would sing &quot;Mary lad a little lamb&quot;. When it ran out of batteries, it sang it in a deep, seductive voice followed by slow laughter.... My favorite pass time was to play it from the darkness of the basement as my siblings came down the stairs.

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