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Oh no! The Rise of Skywalker was real bad :(

6.3M views · Dec 30, 2019 · Film & Animation

Comments · 21K

  • @MrDavekov · 1 year ago

    Rey: &quot;where are you going, grampa?&quot;<br>The Emperor: &quot;just uhh out for a pack of snokes&quot;

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  • @thomaspalazzolo5902 · 2 years ago

    &quot;Was he puppeteering Snoke?&quot;<br><br>No. He was Palpateering him.

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  • @theforkontheleft · 7 months ago

    So when leia takes maladaptive steps to prevent a prophesy and save a loved one she&apos;s a hero, but when I, anakin skywalker--

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  • @darkprose · 1 year ago (edited)

    This movie felt like some fan who hated The Last Jedi happened upon a monkey&apos;s paw.

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  • @flankspeed · 4 years ago

    &quot;They sold her to protect her... The fact that they haggled was a little gauche.&quot; <br>🤣🤣🤣

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  • @DiscoGoesOn5067 · 5 years ago

    <i>&quot;It&apos;s not much, but it&apos;s honest work.&quot;</i><br> &nbsp; &nbsp;- Palpatine, tending to his Snoke farm.

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  • @owenleal · 4 years ago (edited)

    &quot;Why did he make more Snokes? What will they do for him at this point?&quot;<br><br>Ah, my child. You can never have too many Snokes on hand, just in case. My mother always used to say, that a Snoke in the hand is worth two in the bush, and not to put all your Snokes in one basket.

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  • @Alucard-A-La-Carte · 2 years ago

    &quot;It doesn&apos;t matter that she blew up a ship full of prisoners because none of them were named characters&quot; might be THE MOST Star Wars thing in this entire movie.

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  • @mrdarklight · 5 years ago

    &quot;Jedi have killed before... it&apos;s not always a dark side act.&quot; It&apos;s worse than that: Jedi have killed PALPATINE before.

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  • @alepenagorbe9135 · 4 years ago

    &quot;I&apos;m Rey.&quot;<br>&quot;Rey who?&quot;<br>&quot;I don&apos;t have a family... I&apos;m alone.&quot;<br>&quot;Rey Solo, then&quot;

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  • @LexoG33 · 4 years ago

    Until this video, I never even thought about the fact that Kylo Ren would have known Chewbacca his whole life. Another thing this trilogy did terribly.

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  • @FemaleMadScientistGeorgeLaser · 1 year ago

    <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GErIPKjwuDg&amp;t=1099">18:19</a> my &quot;she isn&apos;t on Jakku&quot; shirt has been raising lots of questions already answered by my shirt

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