Oh no! The Rise of Skywalker was real bad :(
6.3M views · Dec 30, 2019 · Film & Animation
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@MrDavekov · 1 year ago
Rey: "where are you going, grampa?"<br>The Emperor: "just uhh out for a pack of snokes"
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@thomaspalazzolo5902 · 2 years ago
"Was he puppeteering Snoke?"<br><br>No. He was Palpateering him.
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@theforkontheleft · 7 months ago
So when leia takes maladaptive steps to prevent a prophesy and save a loved one she's a hero, but when I, anakin skywalker--
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@darkprose · 1 year ago (edited)
This movie felt like some fan who hated The Last Jedi happened upon a monkey's paw.
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@flankspeed · 4 years ago
"They sold her to protect her... The fact that they haggled was a little gauche." <br>🤣🤣🤣
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@DiscoGoesOn5067 · 5 years ago
<i>"It's not much, but it's honest work."</i><br> - Palpatine, tending to his Snoke farm.
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@owenleal · 4 years ago (edited)
"Why did he make more Snokes? What will they do for him at this point?"<br><br>Ah, my child. You can never have too many Snokes on hand, just in case. My mother always used to say, that a Snoke in the hand is worth two in the bush, and not to put all your Snokes in one basket.
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@Alucard-A-La-Carte · 2 years ago
"It doesn't matter that she blew up a ship full of prisoners because none of them were named characters" might be THE MOST Star Wars thing in this entire movie.
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@mrdarklight · 5 years ago
"Jedi have killed before... it's not always a dark side act." It's worse than that: Jedi have killed PALPATINE before.
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@alepenagorbe9135 · 4 years ago
"I'm Rey."<br>"Rey who?"<br>"I don't have a family... I'm alone."<br>"Rey Solo, then"
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@LexoG33 · 4 years ago
Until this video, I never even thought about the fact that Kylo Ren would have known Chewbacca his whole life. Another thing this trilogy did terribly.
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@FemaleMadScientistGeorgeLaser · 1 year ago
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GErIPKjwuDg&t=1099">18:19</a> my "she isn't on Jakku" shirt has been raising lots of questions already answered by my shirt
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