OnlyUsemeBlade (Brian Risso) - Comprehensive Documentary
129K views · Jul 30, 2023 · Entertainment
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@doopo23 · 3 years ago · pinned
Good video, here's some bonus facts (source: me): <br>August 2023 Update:<br>- Blade is taking new blood pressure/diabetes meds as of last week but this is as useful as trying to put out an erupting volcano with a glass of water<br>- Blade and Bec have broken up as of about 3 weeks ago. Bec is living with one of Blade's stream mods Willy2Guns, some speculate if they are engaged. Bec still shows up in streams via the comments as Blade is using her channel to stream. <br>- The brake up started with Bec having a falling out with Blade's mum as she was meant to be her carer and some prescription drugs went missing (Blade's chat has a theory she stole them but Blade believes otherwise)<br>- Blade is living in an ex-air bnb house out in KC who he rents via Foltz (he goes to and from this place and Foltz's parents place) - he self-doxxed the place by recording the fridge which had the address printed on it with the wifi password etc<br>- Blade drunk drove live on stream again literally 48hrs ago (same as last time where he wakes up hungover, takes a big swig of Jaeger then goes to get Newports food etc)<br>- Blade has set up the house with used Samsung Galaxy S9s for a '24hr stream' however due to his channel limitations and the quality of the phones the streams are quite poor (compared to FishTank) - the 24 hr cams have been down for about 18 hrs now post drunk driving<br><br><br>Few extra facts in addition to the vid:<br>- In 2002/2003 Blade was involved in an armed robbery and went to prison for most of 2004 but assisted with police and was released early (this is why viewers call him a snitch) <br>- Blade also has a sister, however she was doxxed in the early days and doesn't speak to Blade anymore due to all of the harrasment <br>- In the late 2000s blade went to jail for repeaded DUIs (yes this is a new thing) <br>- Blade only started drinking when he was in his mid 20s, one of his first big nights was when his friends introduced him to Jaeger bombs - this was the start of the drinking<br>- Blade smokes a pack of new ports at minimum per stream, blade picked up smoking in prison <br>- Blade's mom has been on his channel for years, she originally did his merch and appeared in videos as old as 2010 <br>- Blade's first attempt to get publicly sober was on DanceOn where he stated he wanted to give up booze and cigs and get fit (this is on YT) <br>- Blade was fired from his job as a bouncer because the owner thought he was hitting on his daughter who also worked at the night club <br>- Blade's dad passed away when he was a kid which some viewers would attribute to his addiction issues<br>- Blade's old commentaries had a series called 'Sunday Chill Commentary' where he would talk about 'life' - Blade would always talk about having 'peter-pan syndrome' which essentially means he doesn't want to grow up and face life's obstacles <br>- Keem first met blade at some kind of after party for a youtuber/gaming event in like 2010/2011 - Blade was drunk with another commentator SandyRavage and everyone got wasted and became friends <br>- Rare fact: at one stage, when Minecraft had all but destroyed COD commentator channels, Keem offered for Blade to join his new project 'DramaAlert' to be a correspondant for COD specific drama however, this did not take off (don't know why)
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@mjanny6330 · 3 years ago
"Shocked at the accusation that he shit himself last night, Bjorn began vigorousy denying these claims, his aggressive state quickly escalated into a heated and explosive confrontation. Refusing to accept the notion that he soiled himself, he engaged in a fierce argument with the others" <br>The writing for this video is fantastic lol.
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@WuTangBoomerang · 3 years ago
He's doing really well nowadays. After losing his legs due to his short bout with alcoholism, he's given up drinking and has been sober for approximately 10 seconds. I'm real proud of my boy, Bryan.
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@DrCornwater · 1 year ago
I know this is a year old now, but the way you handled the potential SA on the RV trip was well done. The writing and editing in that section made the moment so genuinely disturbing to me with the tension of knowing where the situation could go hanging over it all. I'm glad you gave that moment the seriousness it deserved. Well done, boss man 👍
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@Dr._GroovyDude · 1 month ago
So update on Blade, 3 years after this video goes up: <br>yeah, he's had one of his feet halfway amputated and it's speculated he may have at least half of his leg amputated too by the end of the decade. His body is decaying so bad it's genuinely surprising he hasn't died yet.
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@mrshadowduh9394 · 3 years ago
I feel an intense amount of happiness by the fact that even at my absolute lowest, I will never be as pathetic or revolting as everybody shown in this video. I genuinely wish the absolute worst for everyone who was on the RV Trips.
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@Bigkingmonster408 · 3 years ago
Once he dies, EVERYONE is going to go back to his old videos and say how much they missed him and how addiction is bad etc. This guy is a terrible person and deserves what happened to him.
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@randomkandor · 3 years ago
It probably shouldn't be, but the arc of hooking up with a fans wife, going out of his way to get with his partner's girl, then having the girl openly cheat on him while he gets tossed around trying to get her out of that bed is the worst part of this for me.<br>Man is absolutely empty
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@makomak8771 · 3 years ago
"he moved through the rooms of the mansion like a lost marionette, each step a potential stumble"
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@Irishmex1398 · 3 years ago
AS disturbing and sad and unfortanate it has been to watch blade decay in real time I will say its been a FASCINATING testament to the resiliency of the human body. People were SURE he was on deaths door 3-4 years ago and just last night he was live, finishing a hlaf gallon of jager, drunk driving, and chainsmoking relentlessly. He leaves his diabetes and high blood pressure completely unmanaged, drinks jager by the gallon daily, and smokes like a chimney. He's lived like this for close to a decade and despite being toothless and covered in diabetic sores he's not only still living but if anything ramping up his consumption. its truly incredible to watch, in the worst way possible.
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@kzilla3 · 3 years ago
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDFFZik5QCI&t=1287">21:27</a> nothing like a intervention and the host is wearing a cocaine hoodie LOL
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@StarShine480 · 3 years ago
Geez, this was more depressing than the Boogie video. With Boogie, it feels more like he just continued making the wrong decisions, enforced by his body problems. With this guy, he willingly sunk into depravity that was emboldened by his addiction. I retched pretty hard at the part where his tooth fell out of his mouth.<br><br>I guess I can take some comfort in knowing that my life will never be this rock bottom, no matter how hard it gets.
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