7 Unlucky NPCs Everyone Always Kills

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  @domenriono · 3 years ago

  Fun fact: You don't lose or gain Karma for killing Sticky. Todd Howard says the murder of annoying immature children is a morally neutral activity.

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  @dogsoya9729 · 3 years ago

  I always love to think with the Minstrels that they only stop the player so much because that’s how Ezio REMEMBERS it, even if they didn’t actually do it that often, and it was so annoying and engrained into his mind that it passed on for generations

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  @sk8element1919 · 3 years ago

  In Deathloop there should be an achievement for kicking that eternalist a second time and it should be called "Oops, I did it again"

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  @RaphBlade7 · 3 years ago

  I just love how Ezio is so annoyed by the minstrels that while undercover as one, he has the BALLz to sing that those listening should kick him (and other minstrels) in the loins! Too bad, Ezio can't groin kick them in the actual games as that would have been fun & it would have been an interesting way to deal with them that didn't involve the no-no of killing a civilian!

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  @jacobfaro9571 · 3 years ago

  Sticky is actually very useful. He doesn’t consume a companion slot. If you get red shorty and sticky that’s a squad. Now to really ramp it up, pay Eugene for companion but don’t talk to her. Get Jericho then talk to her and get the other three, then buy rl3 but don’t talk to it yet. Get dog meat and talk to it and you’ve got a serious force. Remember power armor doesn’t break down for companions. Grab a few suits and give each one. I once beat fallout 3 with ten companions. It’s possible to get even more however.

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  @kadincaldwell1052 · 3 years ago

  I cannot believe Nazeem from Skyrim isn't on this list. There's someone who is literally ending him everyday until ESVI is released!

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  @alirak9261 · 3 years ago

  If we're talking, "asking to be killed" let's not forget that guy in Borderlands 2 who literally gives you a quest to shoot him in the head. Not anywhere else. The head.

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  @miatamarine1210 · 3 years ago

  I’m shocked not to see Oliver Swanick from Fallout New Vegas on this list. Not only does every player ever immediately kill him after he brags about winning the lottery, but if you somehow have the self control not to, he’ll just run into a nest of radscorpions and die anyways.

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  @loxartofficial · 3 years ago (edited)

  Im fairly certain the words "Do you get to the cloud district" is a sleeper phrase at this point, so Im suprised Nazeem lived through this list

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  @Tired_and_Extremely_Dangerous · 3 years ago

  I always threw money to the minstrels when they stopped me to sing.<br><br>partly because I felt bad for the &quot;starving artist&quot; trope, but also because everyone&apos;s reaction to the sudden appearance of money on the ground was endlessly amusing.

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  @gehteuchnichtsan8574 · 3 years ago

  Concerning the minstrels - if I remember correctly - Ezio says the following before beating up the one he get&apos;s his clothes from: &quot;I am going to enjoy this.&quot;

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  @MunchKING · 3 years ago

  I think I kept Sticky alive through the incredibly sophisticated and advanced technique of fast-travelling to Big Town and seeing if he&apos;d make it on his own. :D

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