OH HELL NO! || More Parz Shorts Reaction

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• VA

  @valashar5313 · 5 months ago

  A brown bear absolutely DOES have to love you to play wrestle with you rather than just straight up murder you. Brown bears are the second most predatory of bear subtypes, beaten out only by polar bears. So yeah, Corporal Wojtek absolutely LOVED his comrades in arms and there was never any question of this his entire life as a Polish soldier.

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• DA

  @DarkFrozenDepths · 5 months ago

  Also gotta add that the Gympie Gympie translates to &quot;Stinging Tree - Stinging Tree&quot;<br><br>It&apos;s so bad that it&apos;s name warns you TWICE. Makes complete sense given it&apos;s effects and the fact that it can stay in your skin for years

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• SP

  @SpiderBight · 1 month ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOVcs-bi2WI&amp;t=952">15:52</a> Ngl, that stick bug is cute :D

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• FR

  @FrostiKing · 4 months ago

  The best thing about Wojtek, not only was he a soldier. &nbsp;He rooted out spy&apos;s, twice. &nbsp;Since the company he was with knew him and loved him, strangers didn&apos;t know they had a bear enlisted, and would freak out....which would out them as spy&apos;s. &nbsp;It happened twice, once when the poor guy went to the showers and Wojtek was already in there.

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• ZA

  @zaquhe · 5 months ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOVcs-bi2WI&amp;t=1444">24:04</a> That promotion means THIS BEAR OUTRANKS SOME PEOPLE.<br>&quot;Attention for Corporal Wotjk!&quot;<br>Wotjk: <b>Roars, &quot;at ease&quot; in bear</b>

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• WH

  @whovianhistorybuff · 4 months ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOVcs-bi2WI&amp;t=1323">22:03</a> when he says &quot; do you know how much a bear has to love you to wrestle with you&quot; he needed to add &quot;without mauling you to death&quot;

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• DA

  @DarkFrozenDepths · 5 months ago (edited)

  Using that Gympie Gympie plant as toilet paper is bad enough....<br><br>But animals have also alt+f4 themselves after EATING it.... That&apos;s probably on the same level, if not worse than ACTUALLY drinking bleach

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• ST

  @stephanginther9051 · 5 months ago (edited)

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOVcs-bi2WI&amp;t=706">11:46</a> Yeah, hippos killing people happens a lot more often that you&apos;d think. A while back a man found an abandoned baby hippo, hand reared it rode it like a horse. Well, one day it decided to eat him. No apparent reason. They are the kind of animals that can&apos;t be completely tame, like snakes and crocodiles, they can and have been known to just snap one day and kill their owner.

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• MI

  @mirjana72mb · 5 months ago

  Little less known bit about Wojtek, he helped uncover a spy.<br><br>One day, a &apos;new soldier&apos; was sneakily trying to gather some intel on their unit when he accidentally came across Wojtek. Since the spy was not part of the unit and was not sent by high command, he did not know about the bear and screamed bloody murder, outing himself as an outsider to the other troops, who promptly arrested him.

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• CO

  @comteqfr525 · 5 months ago

  Hippopotamus wearing 5 cm of armor may not seem frightening, but keep in mind : The front armor of a M4 Sherman was also 5 cm thick.

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• MK

  @MKUltra1620 · 5 months ago

  Yeah the Gympie gympie plants sucks

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• DA

  @darknesswave100 · 5 months ago (edited)

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOVcs-bi2WI&amp;t=1740">29:00</a> a lot of people dont know this but the entire reason that crocodiles do the death roll is because their teeth arent designed to rip and tear stuff like ours are. The death roll helps them tear stuff up so they can swallow stuff thats pretty big. Also their jaw muscles are stupidly weak when it comes to opening them so thats why a regular person can use their hands to keep their mouths shut and why you see them get them kept shut with tape. Crocodiles are one of the most busted predators out there and thats one of their only weaknesses if you can even call it that

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