SHOCKING REVELATIONS! And StutJo Cries Like A Baby

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• SL

  @slix96 · 2 years ago

  This emotional story about being a substitute ….after lying about being a substitute teacher. He even went as far as to call another teacher a liar when she posted a picture of the two of them.

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• ET

  @ethanmurray2203 · 2 years ago

  Funny as hell a full blown alcoholic, with a disastrous life, telling kids to focus, and get their act together!

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• CD

  @Cdz9000 · 2 years ago

  Every time i think it cant get more ridiculous im proven wrong

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• RE

  @reidye · 2 years ago

  John is such a fuckin goof it’s amazing that he’s a real person sometimes lol

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• OR

  @orvil9223 · 2 years ago (edited)

  I love the way John says &quot;his class&quot;. Substitutes take any class any time - they don&apos;t have &quot;my class&quot;. If you have a class all year, you&apos;re no longer a substitute.<br>John is describing the person he believes himself to be when he&apos;s sitting around daydreaming.

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• MO

  @Mo_Deeee · 2 years ago

  When you gotta explain to people &quot;I am actually a good guy, these ppl will verify&quot;.....you are in fact, NOT, a good guy

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• CA

  @CAINE1984 · 2 years ago

  John&apos;s blink rate tells you all you need to know.<br>Naturally his blink rate is about 15 to 20 blinks per minute.<br>When he&apos;s mad and focused, it&apos;s less than 10 blinks per minute. &nbsp;When he&apos;s telling the story about the kid and the A+ blah blah blah it&apos;s all over 60 blinks per minute.

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• AB

  @AB_223 · 2 years ago

  John not graduating from college makes so much sense. He always goes for ‘brand names’ when he lies and NYU definitely has that cachet that a moron would love to claim. If he was from Boston he’d definitely have said Harvard.

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• AP

  @Apophis1010 · 2 years ago (edited)

  Whatever John does, in his mind, he&apos;s the greatest ever. He thinks he&apos;s the Jesus of teachers, protector of children. Bloody on hois cross, being whipped, keeping children safe from the evil internet onslaught.<br>He&apos;s a full blown Narcissist.

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• RO

  @RolandDeschain1 · 2 years ago

  John honestly thinks he was Robin Williams in DEAD POET&apos;S SOCIETY. <br> <br>&quot;Oh, Dabbler, my Dabbler...&quot;

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• RA

  @randommanwill · 1 year ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDU2VbtayPo&amp;t=1338">22:18</a> Demonstrates Tookie&apos;s beautiful singing voice.

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• BO

  @BoneCK15 · 2 years ago

  How lucky is the parent of the kid that got a drunken, rambling phone call from John at 10pm. If these things are actually happening it&apos;s gotta feel like seeing a shooting star.

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