What if You Had EVERY STAND in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure?

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• YE

  @Yelocob · 2 years ago

  Alternative title: What if Novel Kars was canon?

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• DR

  @driptoise5795 · 2 years ago

  Gojo: “Nah I’d win” me: Za star over sticky sex experience heaven emerald hand and then a 100 other words

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• PU

  @punpunpon1 · 2 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2pt4jjsOpE&amp;t=385">6:25</a> the wonder of you wouldn&apos;t be even needed, bites the dust would easily take care of anyone learning your name to begin WITH

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• AC

  @aceofconquest5745 · 2 years ago

  Magician&apos;s Red Requiem

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• TH

  @thelivingglitch1371 · 2 years ago

  This is just the physical form of plot armor.

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• AL

  @Alecations · 2 years ago

  GER+WOU+Love Train+Cheap Trick+Bites the Dust+King Crimson+blue hawaii=the multiverse has become a hellish bethesda game where everyone is dying and respawning on top of each other and splitting infinite dimensions into infinite directions. I think.

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• TE

  @techineko1 · 2 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2pt4jjsOpE&amp;t=655">10:55</a> touhou mention, instant like

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• RY

  @ryninja5788 · 2 years ago (edited)

  I think a more interesting question is having every jojo stand *in one stand*. That way you can’t just take away the bad ones and have to actually find ways to work around their detrimental effects

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• RE

  @Reppen555 · 2 years ago

  So &quot;Wonder of You&quot; basically throws any bullshit the opponent uses back at the opponent. The the ultimate Uno reverse Stand.

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• CA

  @caindain2179 · 2 years ago

  Well shit- I guess cheap trick kills me

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• M0

  @m0rty161 · 2 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2pt4jjsOpE&amp;t=457">7:37</a> cool sample text lol

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• VA

  @VannMunson · 2 years ago

  Man stacking defensive/ automatic stands is just busted. Good luck getting past Wonder of U, Green Green Grass of Home, C-Moon, Kraftwerk, Love Train, King Crimson, Bites the Dust, White Album, Cream, The World, Chariot Requiem, Gold Experience Requiem, Green Day, and all the other bs you can throw out. Even if someone could kill you, here comes D4C and Notorious B.I.G. to ruin your day.

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