What If Anakin Refused to Kill Dooku

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• RI

  @RicardoLuciano-q5z · 11 months ago

  Dooku literally pulled the most epic prank the galaxy has ever seen

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• FI

  @filter021 · 11 months ago

  The Jedi basically did a "Gee, what's this red button do".

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• TR

  @Trailbreaker3966 · 11 months ago

  Well the Jedi took the phrase curiosity killed the cat quite literally here

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• SU

  @su93r62 · 11 months ago (edited)

  Anakin to palpatine:No, I am a Jedi, like my son after me

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• VO

  @vodkalord6941 · 11 months ago

  Alternative title: what if the jedi council unlocked Force Stupidity ?

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• SP

  @SpammytheHedgehog · 11 months ago

  Dooku "Oh, thank the Force. I thought Anakin was gonna do it."

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• CL

  @claudiostudios9002 · 11 months ago

  Palpatine: DEW IT!<br><br>Skywanker: but he provided valuable primary sources for my thesis!

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• LE

  @LepocalypseLB · 11 months ago

  &quot;Er... Anakin, have you heard the tale of Darth Sidious the foolish?&quot; Dooku asked, feeling the heat of the crimson and blue Lightsabers against his neck.<br>&quot;What...?&quot;<br>&quot;I thought not.&quot; The Sith replied, eyeing Palpatine. &quot;It&apos;s not a tale the Chancellor would tell you. You see, he manipulated an impulsive boy to create a new apprentice to have unlimited power.&quot;

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• AN

  @Antifrost · 11 months ago

  At this point, I&apos;m wondering if there&apos;s a single &quot;What If&quot; out there where Dooku&apos;s intentions don&apos;t end horribly

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• PU

  @putis_man_sanwich · 11 months ago

  Palpatine: Do it!<br>Anakin: I won&apos;t<br>Dooku: Anakin, Have you ever heard the legend of Darth Sidious the Impulsive? Not a story the Sith would tell you… a tale of unlimited power, lightning fingies, and~<br>Palpatine: Dew it, Dew it, Dew it, Dew it, Dew it, Dew it, Dew it, Dew it.

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• FO

  @FoxFoxstride-p8c · 11 months ago

  Loved the story, Pente! However I found it illogical that the Jedi wouldn&apos;t look into the Executive orders or test them on one clone in isolation before using it rn masse. Especially since it came as a &quot;suggestion&quot; from Dooku, whom Yoda himself in Episode 2, warned that Dooku&apos;s ways were now that of deception. And we all know Windu had a short list of people he trusted. So yeah, good story. Illogical, but still good! 😊👍

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• CA

  @cankurt1696 · 11 months ago

  Palpatine: Kill him. Kill him Now.<br><br>Anakin: I Shouldn&apos;t.<br><br>Palpatine: Dew it. <br><br>Anakin: I Shoul<br><br>Palpatine: Dew it. <br><br>Anakin I...<br><br>Palpatine: Dew it, Dew it, Dew it, Dew it, Dew it, Dew it, Dew it, Dew it. <br><br>Anakin: No.<br><br>Palpatine: Please Dew it.<br><br>Anakin: No. <br><br>Dooku: Palpatine is the Sith Lord.<br><br>Anakin and Obi Wan: What?!<br><br>Palpatine: It&apos;s Treason then.

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