Strange things total strangers have come up and said

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  @annam.5107 · 2 years ago · pinned

  Most of these sound like trigger phrases for sleeper agents

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  @rubywest5166 · 2 years ago

  Someone randomly asking "Have you ever been stabbed" is absolutely a prelude to finding out what it's like to be stabbed

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  @icetide9411 · 2 years ago

  Having every calves-related one line up just right so they all say "calves" at the same time was absolutely genius

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  @sauroneczek · 1 year ago

  A few years ago, I was at a festival and unexpectedly a 7-8-year-old child came up to me and said, “HOLY SHIT, you look just like Morro from Ninjago! You even got green marks around your eyes!” <br><br>the “green marks around my eyes” were my smudged mascara because I had been crying shortly before. <br>Thank you, random kid, that was one of the nicest compliments I&apos;ve ever heard, you made my day.

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  @birdbrainz69 · 2 years ago

  an old man in a thrift store once shouted at me, completely unprompted &quot;never join the army! once they say you&apos;re guilty, you&apos;re GUILTY!!&quot;

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  @krispykreme5125 · 2 years ago

  I’m sorry but “pop a wheelie” is quite possibly the funniest thing you could say to someone on a unicycle 😭 i wheezed

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  @A_super_creative_name · 2 years ago (edited)

  “God left you with the default settings”<br><br>I’ve literally never spoken to this man before :(

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  @LYCRANIOA · 1 year ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYHPEatPp6M&amp;t=157">2:37</a> “LEARN TO FUCKING CAR” so polite, so majestic.

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  @juxtra6113 · 2 years ago

  I once had an older woman approach me and compliment my hair. She then proceeded to say &quot;You redheaded people are going to take over the world someday. When you do, just remember I was nice to you, okay?&quot;<br><br>My hair is brown.

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  @Tooberculosis · 2 years ago

  I once asked a short white lady, &quot;Has anyone ever told you you like JUST LIKE Shaq? Because you don&apos;t, so that would be really weird.&quot; and then scurried out of the Walmart like an imp

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  @StarWolfE-gw6wc · 2 years ago

  I remember a student probably &nbsp;a year or two younger than me, walk up to me while I was waiting for my bus and just said &quot;Asking for 20 cents is like asking for money&quot; and walked away

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  @ApollosDagger · 1 year ago

  When I was 11 years old, a guy came up to me and asked “are you married?” I answered “No???” and he said “aww what a pity.” and walked away.

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