Why is Halo: Campaign Evolved So Trash?
114K views · Aug 11, 2026 · Gaming
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@TheTrueMadTinkerer · 1 month ago
"That ain't it, Chief" has never been so appropriate.
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@shreksnow1918 · 1 month ago
“We hired people who hated Halo” - Frank O’Conner when talking about “Halo” 4. He’s also the guy who thought Forerunners were aliens who hated humans, even though Contact Harvest by Joseph Staten and the main story of Halo 3 outright said humans are Forerunners and this is what the Prophets started their war of extermination to cover up. Also, various Bungie employees came out and said in their universe Forerunners were humans, and that 343 retconned it. Paul Russle talked to the H3 terminal writers, and aside from Frank they were all on board with Forerunners being human.
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@nekobyoneko444 · 1 month ago
The overly "cinematic" dialog with long pauses and look at the camera moments just feels wrong
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@Walterbennet3697 · 1 month ago
All these long pauses in the game make me feel like I have some form of advanced dementia.
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@SlamBolts · 1 month ago
"Copilot, generate me a UE5 remake of Halo 1 void of all that made it special and make it as generic as you can"
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@ja1oo12o2o · 1 month ago
This is the equivalent of bringing a cheatsheet with all of the correct answers into a test and then failing the test.
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@purpboi793 · 1 month ago
the people who say "the remake is faithful to the original" has clearly never played the original
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@TheLayman123 · 1 month ago
This is a 343 suicide note.
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@KirTheBeetle · 1 month ago
Excuse me waiter, There's Halo 5 in my Halo 1. Please send this back to the chief and tell him I want a real halo.
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@LazyCatAnims · 1 month ago (edited)
The amount of hand holding and simplification is insane, they really made this game for the journalists so it would be rated higher huh?
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@Space60JIRA · 1 month ago
Cortana’s “That’s an overshield” comment makes absolutely no fucking sense when you have the context of the prequel missions lol
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@Florian-b5z · 1 month ago
I hate seen Cortana playing with her hand in the air like if she was Tony Stark playing with holograms. That was already super annoying in Halo Wars 2
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