The ULTIMATE Jeff the Killer Retrospective

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  @Pastraspec · 8 months ago (edited) · pinned

  Hey so, if you are seeing this all this time later I just want it to be known that I was recently informed that Sessuer, the original JTK writer, is a vile person and that his socials/work should not be visited. This is a little heads up if you're seeing this now, as I did not know this at the time of making this video. Stay safe yall

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  @Ifeellikethis · 1 year ago (edited)

  Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, I'm watching The ULTIMATE Jeff The Killer Retrospective by Pastra on company time!

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  @yonderjam · 1 year ago (edited)

  Pastra&apos;s rewrite: &quot;I was living with a monster wearing human skin for my whole life, and only when it was too late did I finally realise it.&quot;<br>The 2011 version: &quot;Jeff got this weird feeling.&quot;<br><br>EDIT: HOW THE HELL DID I GET 5.2K LIKES!?

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  @Dahcs · 1 year ago (edited)

  I swear i DO NOT remember the 2011 jeff the killer story being that bad 😭 &quot;He had a strange feeling. A feeling he couldnt recognize, but it was a feeling. A strange one. A very strange, weird feeling.&quot;

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  @jackeroni216 · 1 year ago

  i&apos;ve never heard the original story before, and holy hell, the visual of three 12 year old kids kickflipping on a skateboard over a fence while having GUNS in their pockets to beat up some kid is the funniest thing i&apos;ve heard in a long time

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  @GabeTDT · 1 year ago

  I genuinely think Liu was the one who survived in the end. The last words in the story were “only one of the two brothers walked away alive.”<br><br>Using context clues like Pastra said, it would only make sense for Liu to be the survivor. Every time Jeff tries to kill his family, he tries to kill everyone AND himself, so if he were to have killed Liu, he would have killed himself after, therefore he couldn’t have “walked away alive.”

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  @mordred_ · 1 year ago

  &quot;A pair of two eyes&quot;<br>&quot;A thing of bleach&quot;<br>&quot;A feely feeling that feels... feely&quot;<br><br>Absolute cinema

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• IZ

  @Izzy_3112 · 1 year ago (edited)

  He is going to Jeff the Kill you

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  @mythicaldrawer7001 · 1 year ago

  Never in my life would I hear someone describe Jeff the Killer as &quot;A Silly-Ass-Sweater-Wearing-Joker-Ripoff-of-a-Character&quot; and I am very happy I&apos;ve heard it.

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  @92ndmeenyweeny · 1 year ago

  The mother of Jeff having a deep and serious voice when a female voice actress was clearly present makes the retelling both hilarious and amazing. Combined with the father of Jeff having a silly goofy voice makes the dynamic between the two married couple very endearing.

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  @thetruehispanicchipmunk690 · 1 year ago

  The fact that in the 2008 story he is disfigured by slipping on a bar of soap while trying to clean his bathtub with acid is hilarious

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  @ck98art · 1 year ago

  the funniest thing about the jeff the killer 2011 story is the fact everyone calls the 13 year old a &quot;man&quot; lmao

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