Bioshock Infinite is BAD (and i'm tired of pretending its not)

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  @TheRealDrassy · 5 months ago

  HE HAS LIPS BUT DOESN'T HAVE LIPS, ITS LIKE OPTIMUS PRIME ALL OVER AGAIN NOOOOOOO

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  @cuteslytherin · 5 months ago

  Elizabeth's back hurt so much from carrying this game, that she straight up died when she had to carry DLCs too.

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  @Moustafadraws · 5 months ago

  “read my lips” <br>Haha funny joke because he dont have lip- <br><b>perfectly animated lips appear</b>

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  @misterbadguy7325 · 5 months ago (edited)

  My favorite dumb fact about Bioshock Infinite is the fact that, to hide the whole &quot;Booker = Comstock&quot; twist, the game&apos;s timeline has Booker being a random 17-year-old traumatized war vet in 1891, and then in 1893, he somehow created the plans for a steampunk floating city, talked the US government into funding it, and had it airborne. And then just eight years after that, Columbia was established and powerful enough to secede from the United States and get away unscathed. At the start of the game, Columbia isn&apos;t even twenty years old.

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  @smellslikeupdog3 · 5 months ago

  Zenny crashing out with the most animated lips I’ve seen

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  @HappilyMundane · 5 months ago

  Art can&apos;t be elevated, you say?<br><b>Mischievously hangs a painting in an elevator</b>

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  @Skriak · 5 months ago

  I am so stealing &quot;it&apos;s like mining for gold by licking the floor&quot;.

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  @andrewmirror4611 · 5 months ago

  For me personally, the biggest thing between the two games is that in Rapture, you come to a dying city, with only the worst people being left, not that many of them, but more than you. <br><br>In Colombia you come to a very lived in city with plenty of, religious zealots yes, but people, but as soon as the real gameplay starts, you see a million policemen thrown at you, the city looks abandoned, and you feel like a one man army for literally no reason

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  @JanusVesta · 5 months ago

  My favourite part of Bioshock Infinite is where the DLC needs to show you Elizabeth is in Paris, so they just have a small boy dancing with a baguette.

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  @Brainflayer · 5 months ago

  Jack Ryan is a protagonist who never speaks and he shows more interest and care towards the world he&apos;s stuck in than Booker, a protagonist who WILL NOT STOP TALKING.

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  @Succi17 · 5 months ago

  Bioshock Infinite had one of those stories that conflates being complicated with being deep.

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  @lep3nseur · 5 months ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Py4FHq2TjQ&amp;t=1267">21:07</a> I am french and to me this man is the only rational npc in this whole game

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