Cooking Simulator

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• BU

  @bubbledoubletrouble · 5 years ago

  “You cannot have too much salt and not enough salt”<br><br>Don’t put any salt on half, pour a cup of salt on the other. Done.

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• MA

  @maispiegel7474 · 5 years ago

  alternate title: mark gets stressed out trying to flip salmon and breaking plates every time he opens the oven

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• TR

  @trecydreamz0930 · 5 years ago

  &quot;You cannot have too much salt, and not enough salt&quot;<br>Sounds like an argument someone made to Gordon Ramsay

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• SW

  @Swordandsheaths · 4 years ago

  I can imagine that, several months ago, they bought the beat up restaurant and spent all of their time and money on renovating the dining room, hiring staff, and making a new brand. Then one day before they opened they realized there was another room in the back and went “oh shit, the kitchen” and that’s how this game came to be

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• AZ

  @azurabun0 · 5 years ago

  mark breaking a plate every time he opens that doors is making me cry laugh

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• MO

  @motifity3416 · 5 years ago

  Plate: Exists<br>Oven: <i>Your free trial of living has expired.</i>

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• SH

  @Shadow_Wolf37 · 5 years ago

  Mark: They don&apos;t know it fell on the floor.<br>Customers: The taste of floor on this was exquisite, but I give 4 stars, because of 1 gram too much salt on the potatoes.

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• AI

  @aidenbuchler687 · 5 years ago

  I can imagine what this sounds like from the dining area. Just the sound of plates smashing and Mark screaming.

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• PH

  @PhoenixGaming2765 · 5 years ago

  Gordon Ramsay: Put the trout on a cutting board<br><br>Mark: WhO aRe YoU

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• EI

  @EightPMV · 5 years ago

  Subs: &quot;Markiplier is not good at simulator games&quot;<br><br><br>Markiplier: &quot;Well i&apos;m Mark&quot;

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• MA

  @macyona · 5 years ago

  Lixian everytime Mark tells him to cut something out: &quot;Reality can be whatever I want&quot;

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• FA

  @fast.and.the.curious6804 · 4 years ago (edited)

  Mark: <b>exists</b><br>The upper oven: <b>I&apos;m about to end this man&apos;s whole career</b>

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