Ranking every food description in ASOIAF with Glidus 🍖🧀🍽️

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  @adoramae5436 · 3 years ago

  &quot;Orange scented wine&quot;<br>Sangria <br>That is Sangria

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• DA

  @davidwilson6577 · 3 years ago (edited)

  Catelyn&apos;s first food description does benefit the story! The food she gets is kind of normal, just a bit extra. She got more than she asked for, which says she probably didn&apos;t ask for much, that gives you a decent idea where her head is at. Also, the fact she was given more than she asked for tells you the people serving her care about her a bit, what with her son probably being dead soon, and want to cheer her up with blackberry preserves.<br><br>We can contrast it with the next meal from Bran, which is more like party food. They&apos;re celebrating his revival. Or not because that would have been like a fortnight ago, oh well.

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  @selmingah · 3 years ago

  RE: how glidus should eat TWOW - obviously he should eat it whole, without steel but instead tearing it apart with tooth and nail, dressed as an aspiring khalessi as Khalt Shift X looks on with a simmeringly powerful mix of pride, fear and lust

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• DI

  @dingo1547 · 3 years ago

  I like how according to this tier list. Fish Stew from Theon II is somehow worse then a literal raw Horses heart.

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• TH

  @theyoungknight.3119 · 3 years ago

  I would argue that when Sandor describes his own face being melted as being “like a nice juicy mutton chop” counts as a food description.

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• JE

  @jennycomelately · 3 years ago

  To Glidus, technically, all of Winds of Winter is a food description.

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• MA

  @maxmustermann9058 · 3 years ago (edited)

  The Catelyn breakfeast is great from a story perspective. Catelyn had refused to care of herself while she sat at Bran&apos;s side, never eating properly. After almost dying to the assassin she finally gets the resolve to live again and realises that she has been neglecting herself, Robb and everyone else. <br>When she asks for breakfast everyone is so happy and reliefed about it that they go over the top, cause they care. She temporarily developed a eating disorder out of depression.

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• FO

  @Foehammer_RM · 2 years ago

  Bran sending &quot;sweets to Hodor and Old Nan, for no reason but he loved them&quot; at the feast makes me so emotional ngl. Some of George&apos;s finest writing on show there

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• DA

  @danieloptun6698 · 3 years ago

  LEMON CAKES!?!?!?!?!? LEMONY LEMONY LEMON CAKES? WHERE ARE MY FUCKING LEMON CAKES - Every Sansa chapter

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• OS

  @oskarplate4928 · 3 years ago

  Next is 5 hours of ranking garment descriptions (95% Sansa)

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• MD

  @MdotCore · 3 years ago (edited)

  I found that none of asoiaf&apos;s detailed food descriptions compare to being immersed in one of the ice-cold northern chapters, and reading the words &quot;A hot meal&quot;.

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• LI

  @lisarodriguez6790 · 3 years ago

  “A year ago I was scheming to make the girl Robert’s queen,” Renly said, “but what does it matter? The boar got Robert and I got Margaery. You’ll be pleased to know she came to me a maid.”<br><br>“In your bed she’s like to die that way.”<br><br>—- Renly and Stannis, A Clash of Kings<br><br>Stannis absolutely knew Renly was gay.

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