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863K views · Sep 7, 2020 · Entertainment

ColeyDoesThings

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@ColeyDoesThings · 6 years ago · pinned
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@mochibunnyan6556 · 6 years ago
Tbh the NSFW fics should be a bar adjacent to the cafe (andtheownershaveanenemiestoloverstensionjustBOILINGbetweenthem-)
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@notaninfodump5929 · 6 years ago
When you're in a small fanfiction circle: Me: "I want more!" Waiter: "Ma'am, you just took our entire stock." Me: "F it- I'll make it myself."
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@mauvemagnolia · 6 years ago (edited)
“Excuse me, barista? There’s smut in this.” “I’m sorry, is that not what you wanted? You ordered a friends to lovers fic and they’re both consenting adults so I didn’t think it would be out of place...” “Do I look like someone who would order SMUT?" "Listen, lady, I don't judge. If you want, I'll just toss this and you can order one without smut." "I said it's not what I ordered, I didn't say I wouldn't drink it." * proceeds to chug the whole vente sized, 9 chapter, fic in one sitting * "Oh okay... never mind then..."
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@apples8242 · 5 years ago
"MORE ANGST. M O R E ." "Ma'am, you've ordered ten angst fanfics in one sitti-" "MORE."
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@scoot-scoot51341 · 6 years ago
"I could sue you for emotional damages!" Boi, if that ain't a mood
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@kitifulnines · 6 years ago
"Hey can I have one more nightmare hurt/comfort oneshot?" "Sir this is your 30th oneshot in a row please try something else." "Hand me my hurt/comfort."
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@EthalaRide · 6 years ago
"Do you have any... ballet or theatre AU in stock?" "Only oneshots. and It's the standard 'get partnered for a scene and fall for each other' story" "Yeah, I figured. Sort of an exotic flavor for this particular fandom brand." "Oh, Here's one. This one has a love triangle!" "Oh, okay. A little more substance maybe? the tags look vague enough that it might be my notp though.. I guess I can risk it?" "The triangle includes a Director/Writer..."   "OH! Okay. A little more diverse flavor profile" "And the Director/Writer is the *other half of the OTP,*" "NOT THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!! THIS is the goooood shit."
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@palemourningrose2463 · 3 years ago
Loving the implication that fics are like potions and writing them is like alchemy/mixology. Which also implies that the imbiber drinks the fic potion and violently hallucinates the fic
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@clockgoblin3616 · 6 years ago
All the rare ship people making their drinks at home bc they know the cafe won’t have it
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@r1nseandrepeat · 5 years ago
"carry any y/n stuff?" "of course but the higher the quality the harder it is to find-" wheezes in why is that so true
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@blackrosejinx5563 · 6 years ago
“UM EXCUSE ME, I WOULD LIKE A REFUND.” “Oh uhhhh.._you again_” “YES ME AGAIN, I WANT A REFUND.” “Haha..” “*MY FIC WAS UPDATED LIKE 9 YEARS AGO. THIS IS UNFINISHED. I DEMAND A REFUND.” “Ok, I’m sorry but we don’t give refunds, how about we get you something else..?” “NOTHING CAN GET BACK THE MINUTES I SPENT READING AND FALLING IN LOVE WITH THE PLOT-“ “Would a tattoo artist x floral artist AU be good?” “..._you son of a bitch I’m in_”
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