Jokes! with Nick Swardson (BLUE CARD COLLECTION)

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  @ididntevenknowhewassick6315 · 4 years ago · pinned

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xycRuU__TY">0:00</a> Norm’s a big fat guy <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xycRuU__TY&amp;t=33">0:33</a> I’m on acid cut my dick off <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xycRuU__TY&amp;t=48">0:48</a> Great Gatsby in 3D <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xycRuU__TY&amp;t=69">1:09</a> I think my doctor might be retarded… <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xycRuU__TY&amp;t=80">1:20</a> Jiro Dreams of Sushi <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xycRuU__TY&amp;t=102">1:42</a> Man dribbles soccer ball, dies <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xycRuU__TY&amp;t=125">2:05</a> PAIN and GAIN <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xycRuU__TY&amp;t=143">2:23</a> More of a factoid <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xycRuU__TY&amp;t=160">2:40</a> Dogs run to get high <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xycRuU__TY&amp;t=195">3:15</a> Another man cutting his cock off <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xycRuU__TY&amp;t=207">3:27</a> Barbara Walters is in the news <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xycRuU__TY&amp;t=228">3:48</a> Papa John’s coke dealer <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xycRuU__TY&amp;t=253">4:13</a> Sesame Street welcomes Armando <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xycRuU__TY&amp;t=270">4:30</a> TIME magazine’s most influential people <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xycRuU__TY&amp;t=294">4:54</a> More of a comment really <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xycRuU__TY&amp;t=304">5:04</a> Hate speech is wrong <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xycRuU__TY&amp;t=327">5:27</a> Last joke

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  @AtlasSaves · 1 year ago

  Jiro nightmare of assrape is such a fucking stupid joke but it&apos;s still so fucking funny

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  @BDFishandGaming · 3 years ago

  “Now I’m against hate speech, but read that.”

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  @ADF366 · 4 years ago

  I love how Norm gives the shittiest jokes to Adam and his delivery just makes it even worse 🤣

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  @adarshjose3891 · 1 year ago

  That Great Gatsby joke is one of the greatest jokes of all time.

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  @madextreme2682 · 3 years ago

  &quot;Reviewers are calling it everything from shit to fucking shit&quot; <br>That was so simple yet so funny

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  @tonygibson5171 · 4 years ago (edited)

  “ I’m against hate speech, but read that.” - Lol, love the Tom Myers bong hit transplant in there. BHT is such a classic bit.

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  @thaatrain10 · 4 years ago

  Easily the best jokes segment in the series

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  @skepticky7484 · 4 years ago

  Nick Swardsen and Norm go together so well. &nbsp; His mind can jump to absurd and hilarious tangents in a way very similar to Norm, and he’s one of the VERY few people I can think of who, when paired with Norm, makes me laugh as much as Norm does. &nbsp;Brilliant.

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  @RobertsonIsland · 1 year ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xycRuU__TY&amp;t=187">3:07</a> a fellow Norm Macdonald x Cumtown fan

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  @aaronwilliams8046 · 4 years ago

  The &quot;unwatchable&quot; quip always makes me laugh.

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  @stevowilliams8279 · 4 years ago

  Ah, bong hit transplant, a fellow man of culture I see...

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