Simpsons Histories - Jasper

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  @TheRealJims · 6 months ago (edited) · pinned

  Thirty-seven Simpsons seasons and Jasper never actually paddled anything, smh

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• JA

  @JakeJakers · 6 months ago

  Not making Willie the next Simpsons Histories will make you an enemy of Scotland for life.

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• HA

  @harrisonlee9585 · 6 months ago

  A Jasper episode? What a time to be alive.

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• SA

  @sarysa · 6 months ago

  Unsubstantiated theory: Jasper is the grandfather of both Nelson (the bully gene) and Ralph. (the viking gene)

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• ET

  @etiire · 6 months ago

  &quot;Why is Grandpa here?&quot;<br><br>&quot;Because Jasper didn’t want to come here by himself&quot;<br><br>Eh fair enough

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• BY

  @ByteMe619 · 6 months ago (edited)

  I love Jasper’s character design. You’d never get a new character who looks anything like Jasper in the HD era

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• AM

  @Amitlu · 6 months ago

  Jasper finding his Pigeon as the LAST BIRD ON HIS LIST has stuck with me for decades.

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• KI

  @Kill3rballoon · 6 months ago

  I think Jasper has the highest ‘Words spoken to Quotable Lines’ ratio in the show. If nothing else he gave us “What a time to be alive”, which I quote on a near daily basis.

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• BO

  @BOABModels · 6 months ago

  &apos;Youtube&apos;s for regular videoin&apos;, not for fancy videoin&apos;!&apos;

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• CO

  @coolnerdlll6053 · 6 months ago (edited)

  &quot;Coping with Senility?&quot;<br>&quot;No, I&apos;m here for Microwave Cookery...no, wait, Coping with Senility.&quot;

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• DY

  @dylancrossman8502 · 6 months ago

  “Five hundred channels and nothing on but cats.”<br><br>I vote that you make way for Willie

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• SP

  @spacebees86 · 6 months ago (edited)

  When he gets shot in the leg, he presents it and brags &quot;that&apos;s real spruce&quot;. spruce is cheap softwood and would be a shit peg leg. Then it&apos;s followed by &quot;you shot who in the what now?&quot; which is iconic

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