Cole Sprouse Keeps Going On Podcasts

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• LU

  @luthientinuviel3883 · 3 years ago · pinned

  I love all your vines!

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• DU

  @durantan2343 · 3 years ago

  Imagine thinking you're a tortured artist when the art in question is Disney Channel shows and Riverdale

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• PU

  @purplew93 · 3 years ago

  I’m in a PhD program in the social sciences and something I’ve learned is that generally the more pretentious someone sounds, the less they know wtf they’re talking about. Being able to express complex ideas in simple and clear language is an undervalued skill.

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• SI

  @sigh824 · 3 years ago

  And once again, we go back to the time honored quote: “Men will do everything, but go to therapy”

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• SY

  @sydhemphill · 3 years ago

  Cole is almost like a foil of Jennette McCurdy. Both child actors serving as the sole bread winner for their families. Except Jennette is an example of someone who stepped back and took time to process the severe trauma of being a child actor. Watching some of his other interviews I feel like his pseudo-intellectualism doesn’t come from a place of tying to “appear smart” but from not being socialized appropriately and the adultification he experienced. He definitely has a LOT of trauma, and it obviously impacts the way he views himself and those around him. I feel bad for him more than anything,, I hope he gets the help he needs.

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• MO

  @morganunraveled · 3 years ago

  the problem is Cole doesn’t know how to stop performing. <br>his actual existence is a performance. he has to play up being an intellectual and a tortured artist.

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• GE

  @geno4994 · 3 years ago

  I like how after Cole says a “big” or “intellectual” word, he takes a pause, almost like “ok we said the word, now what”

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• LE

  @leminasyan · 3 years ago (edited)

  Cole on this podcast is literally me on my English speaking exam trying to use as many sophisticated words as possible to get a high score

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• PI

  @pinkzoldyck6354 · 3 years ago

  him looking right at a woman and telling her what women want was insane😭

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• RY

  @ryleemellon45 · 3 years ago

  I cannot stress this enough the &quot;doesn&apos;t reciprocate oral&quot; line made me laugh so fucking hard

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• TT

  @tteokbokkibxtch · 3 years ago

  Cole has been a pretentious faux-intellectual for years lmao his Tumblr days are a great example of this.

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• BI

  @bittywop · 3 years ago

  in very many ways, i never knew such depths of pretentiousness could exist

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