Angry DM Relentlessly Targets Player
760K views · Aug 14, 2024 · People & Blogs
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@CritCrab · 2 years ago (edited) · pinned
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@ar24n3 · 1 year ago
That moment where he sacrificed his final spell slot to cut the Warlock free of the ice would’ve been literally perfect to give him his powers back
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@archellothewolf2083 · 2 years ago
"Don't be so glum. You're basically a fighter now." Bruh. If someone wanted to play a fighter, they would've rolled up a fighter. New or not, there's no reason to see the GM nerfing a character for AT LEAST 5 LEVELS and not say something.
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@lumps17 · 1 year ago
"YoUr GoD dIdN'T nOtIcE tHaT yOu DiDn'T dIe."<br><br>Their god was Kelemvor, Judge of the Dead, master of the Scribe of the Dead Jergal, the god whose literal job it is to know who dies.
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@Adam-mp2hv · 1 year ago
To me, OP's 'friends' seem worse than DM. Telling him that they want to spend time with him while completely ignoring that he isn’t having fun is awful
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@TBTabby · 1 year ago
"We remember not the cruel words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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@Ashtonyss · 2 years ago
A high level barbarian claiming its fair to literally strip all the class features away from a paladin because he gets armor is one of the more ridiculous things I've heard.
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@f145hr3831jr · 2 years ago
The "Your class has more features than mine" moment and other mockeries directed at the Paladin really show, at least to me, that no one at the table cared about their fellow player not having fun anymore. They always saw how miserable he was, they just didn't care.
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@Zorothegallade-rpg · 2 years ago
Player: "Am I still wanted in the campaign?"<br>DM: "Of course, I can't run it if I don't have a punching bag to torment so I can feel like I matter something in my own life"
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@sssaym · 1 year ago
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iYdTdT2cZ4&t=1041">17:21</a> I don't care what OP did to the DM, somebody asking you "Am I still wanted?" Is about one of the most vulnerable questions they can ask. Responding to it like "Stop being so spoiled" is genuinely horrible to say to someone who is actively expressing their insecurities.
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@MikeCastleberry80 · 1 year ago
It feels like blowing all of the rest of your spell slots to save a friend would be a dramatically appropriate time to regain the god's favor and get their abilities back.
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@ognyannedev5979 · 2 years ago (edited)
If I were that guy I'd just become an oathbreaker. Not for story, just to spite them. Can't be forgotten by your god if you don't have one.
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