Most Desperate Man Ever

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  @cur1ouscatf1sh · 4 years ago

  Free advice from a real woman: writing songs for a girl is cute when you’ve been dating a while. Writing songs for a girl as the first thing you send her ever is not cute

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  @thebluerosenicky · 4 years ago

  "Hey there Delila, I'm standing outside your window." immediate chart topper.

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• NP

  @NPC1921 · 4 years ago

  At first I was confident in my sexuality, but after hearing Charlie's love song I'm on shaky ground

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• SK

  @SkilesHasFun · 2 years ago

  Aside from just being creepy, I do have to say that "Congrats I suppose" is a pretty hilarious line to put in a love song.

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• TA

  @takeaholiday · 4 years ago

  “So anyways I blocked him.”<br>“Nice guy loses again, god dammit.”<br>That pushed me over the edge for some reason, I giggled for like five minutes.

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• GO

  @Goat-on-a-Stick · 4 years ago

  The guy writes songs like he&apos;s an AI.

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• BO

  @bonniemaeVAOFFICIAL · 4 years ago

  this song legit sounds like something you’d hear in a medieval tavern 💀

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• CA

  @castielzz · 3 years ago (edited)

  As a woman, if a man tells you he&apos;d completely leave his wife and children for you that is the most unattractive thing ever.

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• PA

  @Patterrz · 4 years ago

  I have to imagine he sent this to every attractive Lauren on Twitter hoping it would work on one of them

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• HU

  @huiziyu9362 · 4 years ago

  I love how charlie has &quot;most desperate man ever&quot; as the title and just his face on the thumbnail.

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• MS

  @Msis03 · 4 years ago

  With how many instances of husbands murdering their wife and kids to “start new” with another woman to avoid divorce and paying child support…that line about what he’d do if she willed it adds a whole new level of creepiness, it’s actually chilling.

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• SA

  @sarbnitrof4663 · 3 years ago (edited)

  I&apos;m just supposed to believe he not only has a wife but he had to ask her permission to write this song <b>and</b> she let him write a thirst track for some stranger on twitter? Unreal. This man set the human race back 100,000 years.

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