penguinz0 - Creepy Text Messages Compilation (Part 4)

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  @zenkaisean8710 · 11 months ago

  "I have to kill you on Sims" is one of the funniest texts ever sent

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• RE

  @reneemachuca3026 · 11 months ago

  The first guy got mad over an instrument??

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• HO

  @HolyCheezeNipz · 11 months ago

  If mayo dude is like this all the time I wouldn't even blame her for trying to kill him with mayo

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• MY

  @mypirateship · 1 year ago

  Mayo (or any other wet food) will liquefy if you lick & re-dip your utensil, because saliva begins to break down the ingredients. So he licked his sandwich knife, poor baffled idiot.

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• XX

  @xX_Gilded_Gilbert_Xx · 1 year ago

  Sleeping peacefully tonight homies

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• LI

  @littleblueclovers · 11 months ago

  For sure it’s mental illness. My mom is schizophrenic and sincerely believes that someone breaks into our house to deliberately scatter dust instead of… y’know… things getting dusty when unused? It’s sad.

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• MI

  @michaellee8815 · 9 months ago

  Plot twist. The guy was right all along, she DID try to poison him, he just went about the investigation all wrong

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• AN

  @Andtherewasguitar · 1 year ago

  It appears as though his brain cells separated along with the mayonnaise and the relationship.

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• TA

  @tanzanite2345 · 1 year ago

  The Minecraft one was ridiculous. I'm early 40s and I play it with my child, 23, 21,20 and 12 and I am so crap but they all help me and we laugh when I cock up. Why the hell is he being a bell end over a game. She should dump his ass, I doubt anyone else would put up with him. I do feel for her because she shouldn't have to worry over an argument like that.

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• CH

  @CheyenneEntertainmentYT · 1 year ago

  Mayo guy HAD to be looking for an "excuse" (as poor as it was) to break up with her and if not, well then he's just sad and miserable.

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• LO

  @losingmymind611 · 1 year ago

  The Minecraft one is so fucking sad I hope she left him.

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• EL

  @elsafigueroahevia8995 · 1 year ago

  Imagine having to pay to get Furina. Couldn't be me 💅

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