Police Fails That Defy All Logic

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  @satsunada · 4 months ago

  Used to live in a stupid rich town of like 14,000 retired a-holes with way too much money. Anyway, there was a report of a 'home intrusion' and the woman was home alone and in her panic room. Police arrived and dealt quickly with the situation, posting the results to facebook with the heading: "Suspect apprehended but charges not filed" and it had the picture of the panicked Hummingbird that got in the house.

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  @1st_class_cloud_strife · 4 months ago (edited)

  One of my favorite cop clips is when the officer uses his vehicle's loud speaker to ask what a person is ordering from the McDonald's drive thru. "You getting the Big Mac? Nom nom nom"

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  @aurolineblack3692 · 4 months ago

  Every child deserves parents, not every parent deserves their child

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  @SējíDFC · 4 months ago

  One time when I was in a car crash with my grandma (I was around 10. We drove straight into a ditch and flipped about 6 times.) after the paramedics helped me out of the car I had to wait for them to get my grandma out. I was really worried about her so I was crying my eyes out. So worried that I didnt even notice my own injury. She just hit her knee but I got cut in the back near my spine by glass. Luckily it wasn't anything serious though. However one of the police officers noticed me crying and wanted to make me feel better. He told me to come to his police car. He opened the trunk and it turns out it was filled with stuffed animals 😂 He gave me one to help me feel better. I could've kept it but I left it for the next kid who needed it. This is also in America by the way lol.

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  @schulermarka · 4 months ago

  The best incident I can think of was a cop at the state fair who tripped over the curb, combat-rolled and kept on walking like nothing happened

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  @CosmicGremlin.89 · 4 months ago

  I work at a pub and my step dad picks me up and his car looks like a retired police car (it isn't, just looks very similar) so while he's outside waiting for me (and this is at 11 pm) all the people outside start behaving themselves and its funny every time, especially when he brings our dog and she's staring down people form the back window lol

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  @coldmoonlight6361 · 4 months ago

  I had my second very reasonable state trooper interaction a few months ago. First one was maybe 12 years ago on the highway, I got a flat but didn&apos;t have tools in my car to remove the tire. Two of them pulled over and helped so I could get to work.<br>As for the recent one, I get off work at midnight in a small town that only has one small convenience store, a bar, and a couple gas stations open at that time, and I was headed to the convenience store for a beer, because work seriously sucked that night. He pulled me over in town, literally the only two cars on the road. I was a bit pissed off cruising at 36 in a 30, which is why he pulled me over. He had the hat and everything, but I rolled down all my windows, turned the interior lights on, and had everything ready before he got to the window, which he seemed to appreciate. Anyway, he asked what was going on, I told him I had a bit of a rough night at work and that I was just trying to get to the store and head home, which is across the state line and about 40 minutes away. He gave me a warning and got me out of there in about 4 minutes, which I really appreciated. He was probably assuming I was coming from the bar because that&apos;s the direction I was coming from, but used the speed as a reason to check.<br>Anyway, it was a pleasant interaction, I thanked him and told him to be safe out there.

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  @atacstringer8573 · 4 months ago

  In some states, it&apos;s illegal for a undercover police vehicle to pull somebody over for our traffic violation. For this very reason, because you can&apos;t tell if it&apos;s actually a police officer or somebody impersonating

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  @funnyboy2000ful · 4 months ago

  Ngl but the fact of the cop and friend one has me dying because my friend was planning on going to be a cop after the military so we used to always joke about if he was to pull me over and that’s exactly what I thought it would look like 🤣🤣

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  @dredthizz420 · 4 months ago (edited)

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuEhxmb2DKM&amp;t=97">1:37</a> that&apos;s from Reno 911. * Yes it was a show at least,.. on comedy Central.

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  @The_master1088 · 4 months ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuEhxmb2DKM&amp;t=1290">21:30</a> they stopped the wrong guy. They were looking for another biker.

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  @ghostgameplays7797 · 4 months ago (edited)

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuEhxmb2DKM&amp;t=258">4:18</a> &quot;we can chill out&quot;. Bro unintentionally made a dad pun and didn&apos;t even realize it. 😂 Because they were playing in the snow, so they were &quot;chilling out&quot;.

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