The Beauty and the Beast Conundrum | Deliver at All Costs

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  @sawyerbates2032 · 1 year ago

  Katey claims she&apos;s &quot;not that type&quot;<br>No tails, no suits, no online hype<br>But why the paw-print mug and tee?<br>Why&apos;s her lockscreen a big raccoon OC?<br>Her browser tabs are swift to close<br>Her sketchbook&apos;s thick with &quot;fox in clothes&quot;<br>She scoffs at cons, says &quot;not my crowd&quot;<br>Yet squeals when fursuits pass aloud<br>She&apos;s &quot;just a fan,&quot; she coolly swears<br>But every doodle&apos;s wolves in pairs<br>She&apos;ll say &quot;coincidence,&quot; with glee<br>While hiding her fursona&apos;s backstory<br>So when she grins and plays it straight<br>Just know the truth: that furry&apos;s Katey<br><br>Man, this was just what I needed to get out of my writer&apos;s block. Thanks for sharing your depravity publicly, Katey!

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• CU

  @cube_incinerator426 · 1 year ago

  That Beauty and the Beast tangent was fucking gold, that&apos;s why I enjoy Tomato

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• IC

  @IcedPTO · 1 year ago

  The thumbnail is vile. Great job, Gnome.

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• HA

  @Hac-dieu · 1 year ago

  Tamto is so real for that rant.

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• AL

  @alebak · 1 year ago

  &quot;I LIKED HIM MORE AS A MONSTER MAN&quot; is an opinion I&apos;ve heard more than once about Beauty and The Beast, but I don&apos;t know how wide spread that ACTUALLY is and who&apos;s joking.

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• NI

  @ninim1028 · 1 year ago

  gnome out here with the EVIDENCE

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• TH

  @thevenator3955 · 1 year ago

  “That’s not very ‘Be Our Guest’ of you!” - Belle after being stabbed in the eye by a sentient fork

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• BA

  @BalthorYT · 1 year ago

  I ordered a &apos;sweatshop sweatshirt&apos; from Shein yesterday and they guaranteed one-day delivery, but after waiting for hours on end it didn&apos;t get here so I went to bed.<br>Then some fucking psycho showed up at 3am with like several dozen ballons poorly attached to his beat-up pickup truck, drifting into our cul-de-sac leaving skidmarks everywhere (and not just the tire ones), smashing into every mailbox and even some of the lamposts, and the whole time I hear him screaming in a back-and-forth conversation with seemingly no one about how &quot;this isn&apos;t another The Isle moment&quot; or something. <br><br>Great delivery, very polite, very professional, and the clothing got here in about as good condition as can be expected from Shein honestly. Four stars.

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• MI

  @MitchDux · 1 year ago (edited)

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx6AIz0T0xs&amp;t=960">16:00</a> Gnome and the funny blackmail folder (just in case)

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• WO

  @wowiexist9875 · 1 year ago

  Thats the hardest ive laughed in a while, when he called him Mr Beast I fuckin lost it. Katey is right though, the beast was hotter as a beast.

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• SM

  @Sm0k3turt · 1 year ago

  Wanting to have a beast inside you is okay it’s about not committing like a COWARD

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• CA

  @Captain00Chaos · 1 year ago (edited)

  Katey&apos;s moment was right up there with the Isle bit, absolutely foul

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