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MSSP - Matt McCusker's Theory Of Everything

263K views · Apr 19, 2025 · Comedy

Comments · 246

  • @zachmatthews9857 · 1 year ago

    Contender for GOAT thumbnail

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  • @B3FMandCProductions · 1 year ago

    "You strip all your logical assumptions away. I did it when I was 23 and ended up with a really nasty eye infection."

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  • @HBCTchannel · 1 year ago (edited)

    "I go to Whole Foods uncomfortably high at least once a week." hahahaha That's his laboratory. Hilarious fool he is.

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  • @acs78393 · 1 year ago

    "What are we at, time-wise?" - Weekly Shane sentence for nearly 600 episodes.

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  • @AustralisRising · 1 year ago (edited)

    “I mean Descartes did it dude, it is what it is. Same thing. You strip all your logical assumptions away— I did this once when I was like 23 and ended up with like a real nasty eye infection.”<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmAzcqTSXEA&amp;t=110">1:50</a><br><br>That is a great example of why we love the wisdom of McCusker, he bends the metaphysical and the realism into one conversation 😂

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  • @chris_1324 · 1 year ago

    Outrageous rhymes from shaman at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmAzcqTSXEA&amp;t=543">9:03</a>

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  • @adamcarr6987 · 1 year ago

    Matt as Newton goes hard. Thanks for the joint peepop x

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  • @Mjg_00 · 1 year ago

    432hz enterprise unite

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  • @Kstrizzle5150 · 9 months ago

    My black coworker always complains of many things that I feel could be solved if he drank anything but soda and ate Takis

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  • @crappozappo · 1 year ago

    <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmAzcqTSXEA&amp;t=228">3:48</a> &quot;liberals aren&apos;t accepting eyepatch candidates right now...&quot; bond villain role already filled... 😂😂😂 and Shane describing Crenshaw&apos;s &quot;james bond bad guy eyepatch&quot; 😂😂 pure gold

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  • @poika22 · 1 year ago

    Matt is actually on to something here. I definitely hate falling into those patterns, and can name a few I have with certain friends rigth now. Also the thing about &quot;not everything needs to be delicious&quot;. Exactly! I love drinking water and easily drink a gallon a day without trying, but drinking water is nice in the same way that admiring a clean apartment or coming back from the gym feels good. It&apos;s maintenance, not a culinary experience. And of course being properly hydrated also physically feels good too, and you avoid headaches and cramps etc. I never have either unless alcohol or sleep deprivation is involved. But getting enough sleep is a lot like drinking enough water. You just gotta do it.

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  • @evanwright3443 · 1 year ago

    Peepop delivering when I need it the most

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