Absurd Trolley Problems

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  @stevieisinband5340 · 4 years ago

  I love how Mark’s reasoning wasn’t ‘I’ll sacrifice myself to save the other people’, but rather ‘I could take a trolley’ <br>Not a masochist indeed

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• MA

  @May-ii7sl · 4 years ago (edited)

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upjoSSwGYDo&amp;t=162">2:42</a><br><br>&quot;Ethan is resting peacefully on the trails but Mark WANTS to be hit by the trolley, not because he is a masochist, but because he wants to see if his body can take it.&quot;

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• SH

  @shriveborn · 3 years ago

  You wake up. Where are you? What’s happening? You notice you’re tied to a train track. You hear the cries of five other people on the other track. You’re about to scream, fearful for your life. Then, you hear Mark yell “NEEDS OF THE MANY VERSUS NEEDS OF THE FEW” right before getting crushed by a trolley.

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• TO

  @tommysquid5500 · 3 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upjoSSwGYDo&amp;t=490">8:10</a> i feel like right before they died happy the clones would let out one last syncronised &quot;HELLO EVERYBODY MY NAME IS MARKI-&quot; splat

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• BU

  @bunnylegion3969 · 4 years ago

  I feel like Mark would stand in front of a trolley to “test the limits of his body.”

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• SC

  @schunga098 · 4 years ago

  mark: &quot;im not a masochist&quot;<br><br>also mark: &nbsp;&quot;they are my clones this is what they would want&quot;

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• FA

  @FatDadMowing · 4 years ago

  I love how mark decides to kill himself rather than the other four people, not because he would sacrifice himself to save others, but because his pride tells him, “I bet you can take a trolley.”

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• MA

  @martinapodaca4576 · 1 year ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upjoSSwGYDo&amp;t=192">3:12</a> (Me, someone who drives trolleys for a living and is around them all the time) Yes Mark, yes you can :3

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• DA

  @datdragonboi9354 · 4 years ago

  I love how mark is visiting old <b>[Redacted]</b> ideas… it’s a weird sense of nostalgia

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• UL

  @ultramariogod · 4 years ago (edited)

  This must be engraved in his tombstone:<br>Here lies Mark &quot;Markiplier&quot; Fischbach<br>He was NOT a masochist

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• KR

  @krisdoesart9643 · 4 years ago

  The concept of 5 identical Marks having a masochism fight as a train barrels towards them is so funny

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• BR

  @brander7453 · 3 years ago

  Mark: &quot;I&apos;m not masochist&quot;<br>Also Mark: &quot;I wonder if I could survive a trolley running me over.&quot;

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