BS Creepypasta Storytime: Pokemon Wounded Silver

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  @Facebooker413 · 12 years ago

  Formula for a &quot;great&quot; creepypasta<br>1) Choose a game everyone knows<br>2) Make sure you bought it at Gamestop<br>3) The Case MUST be blank<br>4) Also make sure it&apos;s a burnt disc, Title written in sharpie<br>5) Never use grammar competence that is beyond a 3rd grader<br>6) Gotta use the words blood, and hyper-realistic<br>7) Never have a cohesive plot<br>8) Misspell every other word<br>9) Repeat yourself often; your readers are stupid<br>10) Gotta use the words blood, and hyper-realistic<br>11) You can&apos;t turn off the system/pc until it&apos;s over, you just can&apos;t<br>12) The world revolves around you<br>13) You can&apos;t think straight during your &quot;ordeal&quot;<br>14) MAKE SURE TO USE A LOT OF CAPS AND ELLIPSIS TO MAKE IT DRAMATIC<br>15) Lastly, Don&apos;t make it good, that&apos;s insulting the reader

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• AU

  @austinhoward9052 · 12 years ago

  Don&apos;t you know, the cartridge is made of Nintendium, the most durable of all materials. It will never break unless plot demands it.

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  @SpencerS-0 · 8 years ago (edited)

  So I think the whole idea behind this story is whenever someone attempts to inflict damage on the cartridge it&apos;s transferred to characters within the game or to the player themselves instead. Which is almost a neat concept kind of I guess? Of course this story is such an unholy mess that no one should be expected to pick up on it.

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• KI

  @killertrip10 · 11 years ago

  &quot;walked into the tall grass; which takes up 85% of this world there&apos;s nothing but tall grass and zubats and they&apos;re everywhere! its a fucking nightmare!&quot; - possibly my favorite quote of yours.

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  @TheTrolledSoul · 12 years ago

  I&apos;m not joking when I say everything he&apos;s read has been taken down.<br>Maybe with Yuri&apos;s help, we can get rid of all the bad stories on the wiki!

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• PA

  @PanicButtonTurbo · 12 years ago

  Twitchy plays pokemon

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• RA

  @raelogan · 12 years ago

  I lost my stuff at: &quot;Get ready to burn in Satan&apos;s enigma and ye-haw, someone owns a dictionary and so do I!&quot;

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• WO

  @Wowicommented · 12 years ago

  I&apos;m expecting a story called &quot;POKEMON DEMON BLACK EVIL BAD SUPER NOT GOOD VERSION OH NO!&quot; Because that&apos;s whats gonna happen...

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• TH

  @thema1998 · 2 years ago

  &quot;Star Fox 6664&quot; was intentionally made to be bad but it was so much easier to follow than &quot;Pokemon Wounded Silver&quot;. 😅

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• AL

  @alexmoon3844 · 4 years ago

  Lost Silver: IMDEAD<br>Wounded Silver: IMDUMB

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• XH

  @xhopkins0612 · 12 years ago

  This guy&apos;s sarcasm is fucking hilarious#

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• DU

  @dusknoir64 · 12 years ago

  The only thing I can think about with this story is &quot;I&apos;ll put that game, into a box. then I&apos;ll put that box into another box. Then I&apos;ll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!&quot;

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