The Cannibal Killing of Michael Rockefeller

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• TO

  @tommytoolbag3076 · 4 years ago

  I’m glad that you cleared up the fact that you do not condone cannibalism, thank you for your transparency.

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• CA

  @cactusbuds2979 · 2 years ago

  "Don't tell them about the guy we killed" Is the silliest thing I've heard today

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• RI

  @Riley_Karp · 3 years ago

  "You can say what you want about the cannibal tribe, but wasteful they were not".... thank you sir

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• NA

  @naturaljoe759 · 1 year ago

  I’ve never had a meal that was so dedicated it swam 12 miles in a storm just to jump on my plate.

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• EY

  @Eyesoneyesoneyes · 5 years ago (edited)

  &quot; the white spirit?&quot;<br><br><b>Looks at nearby hut with elderly white man</b><br><br>&quot; Yeah we ate him don&apos;t worry about it&quot;

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• DQ

  @DQuinn00 · 5 years ago (edited)

  Village elder wearing Michael&apos;s face as a hat and his fingers on a necklace:<br>&quot;No sir, I don&apos;t believe I&apos;ve ever seen that young man in my life.&quot;

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• RA

  @rainierzx9677 · 2 years ago

  Tribe: &quot;Im so hungry right now &quot;<br><br>Rockefeller: &quot;How hungry?&quot;

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• LA

  @LaurenWithASeaSP · 7 months ago (edited)

  There’s a joke somewhere in here now that we know the elites were, and are, cannibals.

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• ED

  @ediscaptain · 5 years ago

  &quot;either way he became a part of them&quot; Dad no!

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• TC

  @tchagopom · 3 years ago

  &quot;where&apos;s rockefeller?&quot;<br><br>suscipiciously rockefeller shaped tribe: i dont know

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• DR

  @drew5121 · 3 years ago

  “Either way, he became a part of them” has to be the best and most poetic conclusion statement I’ve heard in a while.

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• PW

  @Pwanchi · 3 months ago

  I love that there was a big conspiracy around Michael and when they went to the village they&apos;re like &quot;yeah, we did it&quot;.

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