George Carlin - Airport Security
5.3M views · Jan 4, 2011 · Comedy
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@ejr23 · 11 years ago
Can you IMAGINE what George would be thinking now!? He'd have enough material for 10,000 years!
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@xjdfghashzkj · 8 years ago (edited)
"What are you gonna do, play with yer prick for another 30 years?"<br><br>So far so good
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@hellsgunz1006 · 12 years ago
The fact that 9/11 happend proves his point.
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@williamgregory1848 · 3 years ago
“Cause I don’t have pet peeves. I have major psychotic fucking hatreds, okay?”<br><br>You and me both, George.
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@JoshMcSwain · 9 years ago
He's right, it's ridiculous. I've flown a hundred times and they still pat me down at the airport or make me stay for "extra security". Double digit IQ could not be more right. TSA=thousands standing around.
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@FallouFitness_NattyEdition · 11 years ago (edited)
"No, Carrot Top packed my bags." Classic
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@hakarlateef212 · 7 years ago
"You notice drug smugglers don't seem to have a lot of problem getting their bag on board! And GOD BLESS THEM TOO"<br>George Carlin
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@L0Ldude11 · 9 years ago
Carlin's insight is incredible. With what he had said, it's almost as if he had visited present day.
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@salasvalor01 · 12 years ago
I'm offended I wasn't shown Carlin in school.
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@cierakitty · 11 years ago
When they asked me if I was flying for business or pleasure, I looked at the guy and said "I dono, what cha got in mind?" Wrong answer, he was not amused.
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@bmh4d0k3n · 10 years ago
He is dead-on about bomb jokes. If airport security is so threatened by JOKES, they are functionally useless.
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@davidteovogel3482 · 3 weeks ago
In 2026 this is more accurate than ever. TSA is there to dehumanize you and make you feel powerless.
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