surviving a nuke by flipping a coin

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  @CoolClippy369 · 2 years ago (edited) · pinned

  &gt;be badger<br>&gt;disappear for 3 months<br>&gt;drop 1 hour video<br>&gt;refuse to elaborate <br>&gt;disappear again

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  @Xq3ydm42 · 1 year ago

  Fun Fact: After some calulations, i figured out that the orbital railcannon bullet is about the size of a fucking piano and going at about the speed of haily&apos;s comet.

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  @toastertastic5085 · 2 years ago (edited)

  Badger over here casually dropping feature film-length shitposts in a mocap suit

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  @HesitantWarrior1123 · 11 months ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7ecG54FJQc&amp;t=196">3:16</a> according to the game lore, if your pelican is bugged, its because the pilot is drunk. The lore literally says that. If your pelican lands 2/3 in the damn ground, its just because your pilot is hung over. You cannot make this shit up.

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  @Gman6200 · 7 months ago

  WE NEED YOU BACK CYBERSTAN IS NOT FOR THE WEAK

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  @jacobrobinson7177 · 2 years ago

  Terminids: You gonna die for some oil?<br>Helldivers: Someone is.

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  @crayzeegamer7695 · 2 years ago

  My favorite explanation of stratagems I ever heard was that they&apos;re Pokeballs, except the Pokemon are the U.S. Military

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  @Dragoninja4689 · 1 year ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7ecG54FJQc&amp;t=333">5:33</a> He missed out on the opportunity to say &quot;it may be super jank, but it&apos;s also super dank&quot;

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  @theoreimer1533 · 2 years ago

  The fact that the average helldiver dies 14 minutes faster than the average imperial guardsman is both hilarious and disturbing.

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  @bloodraven432 · 2 years ago

  I’m surprised he didn’t mention how Arrowhead gave players the choice of either unlocking a new stratagem or saving a children’s hospital and get nothing. &nbsp;And surprisingly, they chose the kids. &nbsp;They even donated actual money to a children’s hospital in honor of what they did, and the kids sent back a letter thanking the Helldivers.

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  @markmulder9845 · 2 years ago

  I had a friend read a illegal broadcast and ask, &apos;are we the baddies?&apos;<br>Proceeded to draw a magnum and &apos;always have been&apos; him.<br>The other two team mates proceeded to execute me because, &apos;always have been&apos;, insinuates that I believe Super Earth is not righteous and therefore, makes me a traitor.

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  @Inktheaxolotlrabbit · 1 year ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7ecG54FJQc&amp;t=389">6:29</a> the most accurate clip of when about 50% of your friends in vc share the same vocalstim as you and either you or one of said friends starts said vocalstim

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