Last Oasis Kinda 💩

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• JO

  @joshuabulb · 6 years ago (edited) · pinned

  I’ve been gone for a few months and you’ve gotten so much more gross. I could handle the oily forehead and greasy hair before, but now... It’s too much. The food caked to your pubic hair that’s been crudely stuck to your pudgy face with Elmer’s stick glue, and your bingo wings flapping about in your fits of autistic rage has become too much for me to bear. And the smell, Sam. It’s horrendous. No I can’t smell you through the screen obviously, but I see you and my brain starts to create a phantom smell to match what I’m seeing in an effort to save me from your stupidity. Love it. Keep up the good work.

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• TU

  @turnercline3452 · 6 years ago

  This game is culturally appropriating the lifestyles of the 12 people who live in Nevada outside of Vegas.

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• LU

  @luman1109 · 6 years ago

  It&apos;s free<br>&quot;The perfect price to pay for this game&quot;<br>Secretly roasting his own sponsor

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• WI

  @williamglass2223 · 6 years ago

  Leave it to the girl to make it gay. It’s just water bro.

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• TR

  @tristanrebedew5776 · 6 years ago

  A Jewish man talking about tattooing numbers on people&apos;s arms... How the tables have turned!

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• IM

  @imlimbo1994 · 6 years ago

  Sam managed to stay on script for the ad and insult the game at the same time. Absolute genius.<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFwt05fKWR4&amp;t=120">2:00</a>

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• TH

  @TheDondarrion · 6 years ago

  The Mongolian throat singing makes this the best game in development to me right now thats amazing . Imagine a clan of 60 people running up on their rival doing that shit. It would be biblical.

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• SI

  @Sir_Bigger · 6 years ago

  Did he take a shot at his sponsor when he said it&apos;s free

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• LE

  @LessThanProfessionalGaming · 6 years ago

  My hands are so soft I could beat off a peach and not even rip the skin.

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• HE

  @heyreallygiger · 6 years ago

  Try and pretend like you wouldn&apos;t raw-dog Linguine in A SECOND my dude.

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• DY

  @dylancollins8082 · 6 years ago

  Your Mailtime playlist is still active, its been 4 years sam. 4 years I’ve waited for the return of Nicholas Cage in a Catsuit. Imagine being the guy that sent you a gift he put his heart and soul into after your last mailtime, not knowing it was your last episode. Never knowing if you received or even appreciated that gift. Im not that guy, but he’s probably here somewhere. Make a mailtime episode.

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• HA

  @halenlacey6505 · 6 years ago

  Sam would you tell fungle to stop trying to justify the atrocities of the second Sino-japanese war on stream

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