Everything Wrong With CinemaSins: Free Guy cOpYriGHt eDiTiON

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  @Th3Birdman · 4 years ago · pinned

  CATCHPHRASE! :_Laser: <br> <br>Check out my review of this film: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4_gQ_wXd1I">https://youtu.be/r4_gQ_wXd1I </a><br> <br>Everything Wrong With Venom Let There Be Carnage: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6eaVktYrLM">https://youtu.be/h6eaVktYrLM </a><br>Patreon: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/Th3Birdman">https://www.patreon.com/Th3Birdman</a> <br>Twitter: <a href="https://twitter.com/Th3birdman15">https://twitter.com/Th3birdman15</a> <br>Instagram: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/Th3Birdman15/">https://www.instagram.com/Th3Birdman15/ </a><br>Discord Invite Code: nQZRn5m <br>Subreddit: <a href="https://reddit.com/r/Th3Birdman">https://reddit.com/r/Th3Birdman</a> <br>Facebook: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/Th3Birdman15">https://www.facebook.com/Th3Birdman15</a>

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  @Istreakilaz · 4 years ago

  Honestly at this point, Jeremy&apos;s understanding of games and gaming culture has officially went from &quot;Outside onlooker&quot; to &quot;Says crap without knowing shit&quot; territory.<br><br>Get him bois!

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  @OLDSACKS · 4 years ago

  &quot;NPCs literally cannot have a 24-hour routine&quot;<br>All those goddamn rereleases of Skyrim and Minecraft and somehow Jeremy never played any of them.

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  @ryuzxa · 4 years ago

  &quot;Why the hell there&apos;s a black and white domino&apos;s on the table?&quot; I had a feeling CinemaSins never put random shit on his table

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  @ice_thugknight · 4 years ago

  Its kind of funny that Jeremy points out that Guy has a real life and a whole routine as a sin because this is a real thing, in Rockstars Red Dead Redemption 2 every NPC has their own life, with their own routines that can be seen at any and every point through out the game no matter where you go, just because Jeremy is dumb enough to think that NPCs exist for the soul purpose of being there for us does not make it true

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  @CallMeVanEl · 4 years ago

  &quot;Guy wouldn&apos;t know anything about sex jokes&quot;<br>1. He talks about orgasms in the coffee shop (first 15 minutes)<br>2. The scene he kisses Millie he attempts to tell either a really racist joke, a really lewd joke or a combination of the two. A joke he says he learned from two players in game.<br><br>The point being it&apos;s pretty likely he&apos;s overheard players talking about safe words etc.

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  @HeWhoSlayethCain · 4 years ago

  Jeremy&apos;s obviously never played Skyrim. They do have full programmed routines....

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  @BlueSodaPop_ · 4 years ago

  Why do I think it&apos;s so hilarious that Jeremy thinks digital fish in a time loop would have to be fed? Like, there&apos;s TWO god damn reasons it doesn&apos;t need food. Fucking hell

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  @thewalkingdubbed · 2 years ago

  Weird sin to say &quot;Oh so the movie is saying when a server shuts down everything just freezes in game for a good amount of time any then goes to black&quot;. That is quite literally how it is for a ton of video games when connection is lost to a server. You keep going, but everything else either freezes or just b-lines with no direction for a bit before fading away to a &quot;Lost connection&quot; screen.

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  @stegoshark5116 · 2 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCQ8srfOsPI&amp;t=202">3:22</a> five nights at Freddy’s exists because Scott cawthon had tried developing a bunch of games, none of which had any success. After one particular game, Chipper and sons, Scott was told his character designs were creepy. So, in one last attempt to make a game, Scott intentionally made creepy animatronics and the game FNAF. This turns into a success so he made more games. Then books. Then even more books and games. Then a movie.

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  @medi0cre_pr0ducti0ns6 · 4 years ago

  Jeez, Th3Birdman can juggle better than Cinemasins can criticize films.

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  @MadMan1998emry · 4 years ago

  dude I have turned getting to a movie theater on time into an art form because I refuse to miss anything.<br><br>Phase 1: order tickets online ahead of time to get good seats (in the exact center of the theater)<br>Phase 2: get plenty of rest so you can wake up early enough to prepare<br>Phase 3: empty bladder at home before going to the theater.<br>Phase 4: conceal pre-purchased snacks in a multi-pocketed jacket or cargo shorts/pants.<br>Phase 5: if the movie starts at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCQ8srfOsPI&amp;t=240">4:00</a> be out the door at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCQ8srfOsPI&amp;t=200">3:20</a> (times may vary depending on theater distance)<br>Phase 6: upon arrival at the theater attempt to empty your bladder a second time before finding seats (just in case)<br>Phase 7: once the seat has been found, recline to optimal comfort (if the theater offers this)<br>Phase 8: enjoy tv commercials (because that&apos;s what happens when you get there before previews)<br>Phase 9: enjoy previews (that you definitely didn&apos;t already see online)<br>Phase 10: enjoy the movie

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