Unintentional ASMR | MLM Sales Pitch (Professional & Hypnotic)
576K views · Jan 23, 2021 · People & Blogs
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@BestUnintentionalASMR · 5 years ago · pinned
Please note that I do not endorse the company or products, I'm very critical of MLMs - but I thought this sales pitch demonstration was really relaxing (I love being sold something, not sure why but it gets me in a trance).
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@thelowmein9143 · 5 years ago
It’s relaxing when you aren’t the one getting messed over.
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@Norreck · 5 years ago
If they did that right, both the financial advisor and client are supposed to get richer, but I suspect only the financial advisor got richer, that time.
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@YuhChorp · 5 years ago
If this stresses you remember this is a training video
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@VitorOliveiraInc · 2 years ago
As someone who has worked at Home Depot, I can tell you confidently that it’s not politics that prevents you from making 6 figures. It’s the fact that you work at Home Depot.
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@Buckeye725 · 5 years ago
This might be worse than the “I did some healing” guy
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@jermainereyem7635 · 5 years ago
It makes sense that MLM and pseudoscience make good ASMR material.<br><br>If you speak calmly and softly to someone it makes them feel at ease, and more susceptible to your trickery.
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@andrewmaderer1989 · 4 years ago
Nothing like getting told that your 401k is untrustworthy by a fucking MLM salesman.
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@deviantgameblamer9980 · 5 years ago
Best way to get out of debt is to not get into debt.
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@thebestparcometre5572 · 5 years ago
So relaxing to see honest men getting scammed 😂
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@thevargness · 4 years ago
"What do you do?" <br>"I shovel shit for a living."<br>"And what do you like about it?"<br>"I just like moving shit from one place to another with a shovel."<br>"What dont you like about it?"<br>"I'm shovelling shit."<br>Interviews are often such bogus. 99% of people dont love their jobs..yet have to pretend they do just to get in the door at another slightly less shitty job.
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@VoiceUnder · 5 years ago
I fell asleep, then woke up with a timeshare.
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