The Inquisition - All Powerful, All Seeing, Mostly (In)competent

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  @ravendelacour1917 · 2 years ago

  My GM ran a 40k tabletop game where we played the acolytes of a fairly Purtian Inquisitior. The campaign had us chasing an individual who set up multiple Chaos cults across a sector. Turns out after a long campaign we track the heretic down...only to discover it&apos;s a Radical Inquisitior that was setting up Chaos cults to study them in order to discover how similar worship of the Emperor could be weaponized to make the Emperor into a Chaos god of Order for the Empire. The final mission had us fighting his willingly demon possessed Imperial Guardsmen flunkies whose faith in the Emperor gave them temporary control of the demon&apos;s power, all trying to kill us for being the heretics in their eyes. Gotta say, the GM really nailed the feel of the Inquisition and how batshit crazy they are.

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  @darthplagueis13 · 2 years ago

  The Istvanists sound like they could strike up a really lovely arrangement with Ghazkull. Like, &quot;let&apos;s keep fighting each other on absurd levels of maximum intensity and whoever has their god manifest in reality first wins&quot;

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  @aarovit4257 · 2 years ago

  I can’t believe the inquisition would throw Squidward into the Squidward crushing machine like that.

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  @Crazor2000 · 2 years ago

  i&apos;m new to warhammer, but i love that the ordos desolatus is just one guy.<br>I imagine it&apos;s just this guy being like, &quot;Shut up it&apos;s a real ordos, and you can&apos;t know what it does&quot;

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  @matthewpletsch7523 · 2 years ago (edited)

  So... this video is scattered... Chaotic... even? The Inquisition would like too know your location. They already know where it is, but they want you too think you&apos;re safe.

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  @metek8926 · 2 years ago (edited)

  “Some may question your right to destroy ten billion people. Those who understand know that you have no right to let them live. No sacrifice is too great, and no treachery is too small.”<br>Inquisitor Horst

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  @hoopchristine · 2 years ago

  My favorite Inquisition quote is from the first Ciaphas Cain book:<br>‘You get more with a kind word and an excruciator than with just a kind word.’ – Inquisitor Malden.

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  @paleface171 · 2 years ago

  &quot;This is EXACTLY why humans can&apos;t be left unsupervised for a single fucking second.&quot;<br>-Big E (TTS)

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  @WolfeSpeider · 2 years ago

  I like how Pancreas’ first thought about the rack was its use in an episode of Spongebob

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  @TheBerchie · 2 years ago

  I like to imagine Guilliman rubbing his temples as an adviser is telling him about the Inquisition and their history. All the while, Guilliman thinking, &apos;Great, another thing I have to fix.&apos;

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  @gallusdomesticuskfptechpriest · 2 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfydmHvxVUI&amp;t=1995">33:15</a> Virgin &quot;falling to chaos&quot; vs Chad &quot;falling to Gork and Mork&quot;

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