I WATCHED "the history of the entire world, i guess" (reaction)

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  @LongandWeirdName · 1 year ago (edited) · pinned

  I will not stand for this slander. I am sitting down to write this comment.<br><br>Pineapple on pizza isn&apos;t as bad as you haters say it is. It&apos;s actually brilliant.<br><br>If you add it to a pepperoni pizza? Sure. Disgusting. Mushroom? Yeah. Doesn&apos;t fit there. But there is a specific type of pizza that is made brilliant by it. Any ham pizza(and other unprocessed meat pizzas).<br><br>The issue is... It has to be fresh, not canned pineapple. Remember ever eating fresh, raw, juicy pineapple? Kinda burns, huh?<br><br>The pineapple, as it sits before being put in the oven, releases juice. As it gets heated, the pineapple wedges burst and splash all over the other ingredients. And that juice has a wonderful enzyme in it. The one that causes that burning sensation. Bromelain.<br><br>The bromelain in fresh pineapple juice(which gets lost during canning) tenderizes and sweetens the ham while also acting like a thin honey glaze. It makes the ham soft and delicious(also works wonders on chicken, bacon, and ground beef).<br><br>And, as the pizza cooks, the heat finally denatures all the bromelain, getting rid of the mouth burn of raw pineapple, leaving only the slightly sour, sweet taste that pairs wonderfully with most meats.<br><br>If you&apos;ve never had it done right, I get that you may think pineapple doesn&apos;t belong on pizza, but it really does.<br><br>You know what doesn&apos;t? Anchovies. Overpower everything else you might want to put on your pie.<br><br>Eggplant. Mushy, next to no flavor, so moist that it creates a puddle around itself... ew. No.<br><br>Pineapple on pizza is good. No. Beyond good. You just never had it done correctly.

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• EL

  @EligibleBubble · 1 year ago

  To answer the Greenland/iceland question: it literally was a prank to make people think Greenland was a better place to settle. Those silly Vikings

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• JO

  @JodanTheHero · 1 year ago

  When you realize the final question in the video: <br><i>&quot;Where the hell are we?&quot;</i><br>perfectly loops back to the first sentence in the video: <br><i>&quot;Hi, you&apos;re on a rock floating in space.&quot;.</i>

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• EL

  @ElFreakinCid · 1 year ago (edited)

  I love that &quot;The sun is a deadly lazer&quot; is the part EVERYONE already knows.<br><br>I also love that painting of Columbus meeting with King Ferdinand and Queen Isabella, cause Isabella literally looks like she&apos;s all &quot;Oh ffs not this bozo again&quot;

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• CJ

  @cjaudiobooks3470 · 1 year ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prEXInp2cR8&amp;t=920">15:20</a> predictability doesn&apos;t make a story bad, characters with no interesting development makes it bad<br><br>Wow we&apos;re really bad at doing better for ourselves, huh?

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• MO

  @Moshinoki · 1 year ago

  Bill is a musician who got famous on Vine making short, comedic musical vines. He once posted a video called history of japan, a topic he was interested in. It went viral, and people started asking for history of this or that, but he didn&apos;t want to become a history YouTuber, so he just made history of the entire world, I guess to make people stop asking. Irônicas, it became by far his biggest hit

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• LY

  @lyddian-zzz · 1 year ago

  Okay I just wanna yap. &quot;Vtuber discovers the meaning of the word Renaissance&quot;. Naissance is the french for &quot;birth&quot;, it&apos;s verb is &quot;naitre&quot; and in spanish it&apos;s &quot;nacer&quot;. Even if &quot;birth&quot; is very different, you can still find that root in english in words like &quot;natal&quot; and leading to big important words like nation, nationality, etc. <br>So next time you see a word around &quot;national&quot;, you can read it literally as &quot;the place you were born in&quot;, I think it&apos;s pretty neat

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• HY

  @HyrannoCraft · 8 months ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prEXInp2cR8&amp;t=501">8:21</a> - actually we do, it&apos;s called Archosauria

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• ED

  @EdoOco · 1 year ago

  To learn history you must embrace all of history good and bad. Never shy away from it especially that bad part of history for to do so is a mistake and making that mistake will result in history repeating itself. Learn from the mistakes of history and remember to never do it.

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• TK

  @tk-6967 · 1 year ago (edited)

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prEXInp2cR8&amp;t=12">0:12</a> Tons of places get their names because of that logic:<br>- Grimsby in the UK literally means &apos;Grim&apos;s village&apos; because it used to be a village led by a Viking named Grim.<br><br>- Alexandria is named after Alexander the Great<br><br>- America is named after the explorer Amerigo Vespucci<br><br>- any places named Columbia, Colombia or something similar are named after Columbus<br><br>- Georgia (the US state, not the country) is named after one of British kings named George.<br><br>- Fredericksburg, Texas is named after a German prince named Frederick because Germans created the town.<br><br>- Jamestown is named after one of the many King James&apos;<br><br>- Both Carolinas are named after a king named Charles (Carolus is Latin for Charles)<br><br>- all of the places named &apos;Santa/Saint/Sint [insert named here]&apos; are named after Christian saints because some Christians lived in and/or colonised the area.

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• JD

  @jdoggivjc · 1 year ago

  I think Calvin and Hobbes said it best when it said “perhaps the surest sign there is intelligence elsewhere in the universe is they have never tried to contact us.”

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  @InstrucTube · 1 year ago

  I know you were trying to be all uplifting and whatnot when you were saying &quot;You are a star!&quot; But the first thing in my brain was &quot;I didn&apos;t know stars were trash too!&quot;

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