“If You Can Call Me Then Clearly You’re Not Dying. Stop Being Pathetic,” My Girlfriend Laughed While

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• WA

  @walkerOW · 1 year ago

  &quot;you didn&apos;t deserve me at my worst&quot;<br>&quot;you didn&apos;t give me much else&quot;<br><br>AI cooked with that one

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• MR

  @mrmonkeyman412 · 6 months ago

  Holy repetitive realizations Batman.

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• RE

  @readytogo6569 · 8 months ago

  Hannah is what a Golden Child becomes.

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• TH

  @theone682 · 3 months ago

  Those Honda civics are finally getting there Revenge

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• CH

  @chinavaughan6383 · 3 months ago

  This woman sent out all kinds of red flags, but it was only until you got hit by a vehicle, while crossing the street, that you finally realized that this woman never cared about you🙄

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• TY

  @TyHarrodTX · 3 months ago

  Yep, the signs were there. <br>Yield, Caution, Neon, Stop...

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• QU

  @QuickManEXE · 1 year ago

  Again, stay single and get a dog. The moment she chose a party over your well-being, i would&apos;ve broken up with her on the spot... and apparently this wasn&apos;t a one-time thing.

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• RA

  @RaxxisOmega · 1 year ago

  Matt is a true King! No notes

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• JA

  @janewasson4845 · 1 year ago

  Good for him! When and if he can trust again, get a girl who&apos;s worthy of trust and love. Otherwise, get a loyal dog! Not a dog of a girlfriend. Good story.

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  @КухаЛейкаЛей · 5 months ago

  Given how she lies about her friend that would have been mad if she left the party, she is also a trashy friend.

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• JO

  @josephhurst4902 · 2 weeks ago (edited)

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgnfX9e4eKA&amp;t=1226">20:26</a>, &quot;47 Missed Calls, 23 Texts, All from Hanna,&quot; Yeah she was confused. She treated you like shit before, and you didnt leave then, so why should she expect that you being hit by a car would change anything, past you taking the abuse like you normally do?<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgnfX9e4eKA&amp;t=1360">22:40</a>, &quot;She recognized that she stopped getting party invites,&quot; well DUH, why would we invite someone to a party who proved to the entire friend group that we could Drop Dead, and it wouldnt stop her from partying.<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgnfX9e4eKA&amp;t=1571">26:11</a>, &quot;Please honey, dont throw away what we have,&quot; He didnt, you did that all on your own when he called asking for you after being struck by a car, only to have you hang up on him for a friends going away party.<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgnfX9e4eKA&amp;t=1651">27:31</a>, &quot;Honey, please dont do this. I Love you,&quot; Lady, I honestly dont believe you know what the phrase means unless its directed at you, Heck you wouldnt even be here now if your friend group had not started punnishing you for your BF Abuse.<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgnfX9e4eKA&amp;t=1808">30:08</a>, &quot;I have been going to theraphy, because I realize I wasnt being a good partner,&quot; DUH, I mean come on. You Ghosted your BF who just got flattened by a car because getting another glass of free booze was more important then weather your BF lived or died.

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  @bowenblackhand8970 · 4 months ago

  Stealing pudding...a new petty low to stoop to 😈