Random Mount & Blade Warband Bullshittery

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• PS

  @psycosanches589 · 8 years ago

  And now Womble knows why literally fucking no one does the cattle quests.

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• PL

  @PlaskiJakDeska · 5 years ago

  I imagine Womble on the battlefield would be just like that one scene from Black Adder.<br>-What about them? Why aren&apos;t they fighting? They are just laying down!<br>-They&apos;re dead my lord.

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• HI

  @hiimrem422 · 8 years ago

  Im glad Womble remembered his password for his Youtube account

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• TA

  @tacoblude8208 · 6 years ago (edited)

  Soviet: tells his men to hold position at the start of the siege<br>Surprised when they’re not helping him

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• KE

  @kellenm.2990 · 7 years ago

  Soviet: <b>starving in prison with no way to get out</b><br>King Graveth: lol hey wanna come to this feast?

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• TO

  @tomoe6108 · 8 years ago

  Damn, it&apos;s been 3 months already? Was I in a coma?

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• OP

  @Optimushroom · 8 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orKvcp3OGRw&amp;t=896">14:56</a> Womble gives the order to hold a position<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orKvcp3OGRw&amp;t=915">15:15</a> Womble wonders why everyone goes to hold the position he told them to hold

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• X0

  @X0MystikalLady0X · 7 years ago

  Soviet: &quot;War and Politics are usually dominated by male members of the nobility.&quot;<br>&quot;Patriarchy!&quot;<br>Soviet: &quot;Select my character&apos;s gender. I&apos;m male.&quot;<br>&quot;Patriarchy!&quot;<br>Soviet: &quot;...I was sent to live in court of the nobles of the land.&quot;<br>Then he molested me.<br><br><br>... Patriarchy?

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• MR

  @MrClickity · 8 years ago

  Hey, I know you&apos;re starving in a dungeon and I have absolutely no intention of rescuing you but I just wanted to let you know about this sick party I&apos;m about to throw!

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• ME

  @memegumin · 8 years ago

  I&apos;m looking for a specific dude I&apos;m not just looking for any dude -SovietWomble 2018

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• SV

  @sverdmester · 7 years ago

  I never ever accept cow missions

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• ST

  @StarShine480 · 7 years ago (edited)

  When my husband got Diablo on GOG, I told him he should name his character something inspired by Lump Beef Broth.<br><br><br>He named his character Soggy Tenderloin.<br><br><br>Nailed it.

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