When Americans Try to Make Small Talk Abroad
7.9K views · Oct 15, 2025 · People & Blogs
Comments · 19
@Retiredcatlady-e5g · 11 months ago
'So how's the wife?' Emirati man responds 'Which one?'
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@wolf1066 · 11 months ago
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRBdC85f42s&t=54">0:54</a> - when the doctor said her head was full of concrete, he wasn't talking about her sinus infection, he was telling her quite literally what was sitting between her ears.
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@SheilaHorseman · 11 months ago
On an archaeological holiday in the Dordogne [France] we [Brits] went upstairs for breakfast. It was the family room and the TV was on showing a Rugby game from last night. The husband went to turn it off, in politeness, but we stopped him, as being Rugby fans ourselves. We then engaged in a long [double breakfast time] conversation about the game in general and got invited up at supper time for a live game. Finding the common ground gives one a complete holiday experience!
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@isaiasaguirre342 · 11 months ago
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRBdC85f42s&t=278">4:38</a> I would have said: "What about Vietnam/Pear Harbor? Are you guys still mad about it?"
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@Retiredcatlady-e5g · 11 months ago
People need to ensure that their brain is in gear before engaging their mouths. Alternatively, 'it is better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you're a fool rather than opening it and removing all doubt.'
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@keirrobinson4156 · 11 months ago
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRBdC85f42s&t=845">14:05</a> Would have been even funnier if there had also been some Europeans to educate the guy about real i.e. association football 😂
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@SinuheBE · 11 months ago (edited)
Summer 2001. A post office in Port Angeles, Washington. A woman clerk there: “Hi ! Where do you come from ? What do you do for a living ? How much money do you earn ?” I was HORRIFIED, my multinational European upbringing hadn’t prepared me for it. But before that, in summer 1992, visiting several USA Western States with my 12 years old son and my US partner, almost everywhere we were subject to personal questions… which were gladly answered by my North-American partner, not by me. Once my son, an European 12 years old boy, told me with utter disgust: “Dad, he is telling all sort of details of our personal lives AGAIN !” There I understood this huge divide between our supposedly “common Western World” cultures. Even a boy felt disgusting such lack of discretion and such empty friendliness from people who were just trying to earn a customer or a better tip. It made us react the other way.
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@cosmiccatalyst6448 · 11 months ago
Also if these aren’t AI then half of these have amazing comebacks
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@wolf1066 · 11 months ago
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRBdC85f42s&t=932">15:32</a> - I live in New Zealand, never once set foot in the UAE - and even <i><b>I</b></i><b></b> know you don't ask an Emirati man about his wife!
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@gmnewlook · 5 months ago
The last one, I hope after finishing what he said told him "Quin mon estie!"
@Kualinar · 11 months ago
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRBdC85f42s&t=140">2:20</a> That Unistater's attitude is very disrespectful ANYWHERE in the world. In any Asian country, it's even worst.<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRBdC85f42s&t=840">14:00</a> The difference between rugby and US «football» : Rugby is very dynamic and interesting. US «football» is static and need all the adds and mid game antics/shows to keep you from falling asleep.<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRBdC85f42s&t=940">15:40</a> After that question, there is NO hope of ever making a deal.
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@Retiredcatlady-e5g · 11 months ago
This video was hard to watch/read/listen to. I CRINGED at each story.
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