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Roe v. Wade Cold Open - SNL

4.9M views · May 8, 2022 · Comedy

Comments · 8K

  • @patrickkiplimo4927 · 2 years ago

    "when you are done with 20 years of maternity, you can leave" 😂😂😂

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  • @waltonsimons12 · 4 years ago

    For those who don't already know, the opening part of this sketch isn't made up.  Alito actually did quote from a 1200s-era document.

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  • @lifevest1 · 4 years ago

    “Shouldn’t we make exceptions in the case of incest and rape?”<br>“But those are the only types of sex!”<br>BRUHHH ☠️☠️☠️

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  • @iainjames03 · 4 years ago

    &quot;What about the fact that no-one can read or write and everyone&apos;s dying of plague?&quot;<br>Sounds about right...

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  • @canamus1768 · 4 years ago (edited)

    &quot;i was outside watching the sheriff throw left-handed children into the river...&quot; 😂😂😂

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  • @witchypoorose5196 · 4 years ago

    I appreciate that they included that plague mask bit: &quot;my body, my choice&quot;, to point out the GLARING hypocrisy.

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  • @wrappedinbooks · 4 years ago

    &quot;Oh, my God. An ogre.&quot;<br><br>&quot;No. Just a woman in her thirties.&quot; _ Relatable.

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  • @kirapricey · 4 years ago

    Thank you Chris for representing the Moors for that short line yet accurate line. “You ever get the feeling this just not going to be your century”😂

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  • @DedicatedSlaya · 4 years ago

    &quot;Since I&apos;m almost at the child bearing age of 12...&quot;, The Audience&apos;s Reaction was Priceless!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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  • @nyccheckin · 4 years ago

    &quot; Ever get the feeling this is not going to be your century?&quot; &nbsp;Hilarious skit.

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  • @DR_Greyy · 4 years ago

    Love how they highlight the other stupid laws of 1235 that aren’t continued for obvious reasons. The mask joke highlighting the hypocrisy was gold. And the ogre/woman in 30s joke was hilarious

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  • @randomoverpopulatedworldid3286 · 4 years ago

    The quickening refers to a time when most women knew they COULD NO LONGER take certain herbs in order to miscarry a child. It is the time when the baby begins to move and can be felt by the woman. FYI self induced abortion has been around since forever and WILL ALWAYS BE AROUND no matter what law is passed and what consequences people face. FYI.

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