You can only watch this video if you're hot and rich

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  @ashman5087 · 1 year ago

  I’m SOOOO hot and rich so I knew I could watch this I wasn’t even worried at all clicking on it

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• YO

  @Yoanka · 1 year ago

  Naming a yacht "I'm actually quite modest" is the funniest thing I've heard all day. Great work.

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• BU

  @Burningzeppelin2006 · 1 year ago

  Very upset this vid wasn’t just a black screen with blood red text that says “YOU’RE TOO POOR.”

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• BL

  @blobvisfan666 · 1 year ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loIBebkage4&amp;t=1825">30:25</a> For anyone who hasn&apos;t watched the video yet PLEASE just skip ahead to this point without any context

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• MA

  @maximem3464 · 1 year ago

  I&apos;m impressed by the complete inability of the AI to find a single relevant image

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  @Alex_YJ_Reed · 1 year ago

  The idea of a massive, extravagant yacht named &quot;I&apos;m Actually Quite Modest&quot; is really funny to me, and I one day hope to be rich enough to make it a reality.

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• RY

  @Ryann9 · 1 year ago

  I&apos;m Hot and Rich, and by &quot;Hot and Rich&quot; I mean above room temperature and rich in vitamins, and by &quot;above room temperature and rich in vitamins,&quot; I mean normal body temperature and rich in vitamins compared to malnourished victorian era child with scurvy.

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• DA

  @dancingllama2392 · 1 year ago

  Unfortunately I was not hot and rich enough, so Doug came to my house and broke my computer so I couldn&apos;t watch this video 😢

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  @Gaaraloverr1 · 1 year ago

  TIMESTAMPS<br><br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loIBebkage4">0:00</a> - What it means to be hot and rich<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loIBebkage4&amp;t=135">2:15</a> - Heather, the bisexual badass speech therapist with the golden ear and platinum lifestyle<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loIBebkage4&amp;t=391">6:31</a> - Melody, the millionaire nurse by day and irresistibly hot fitness deity by night<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loIBebkage4&amp;t=550">9:10</a> - Totally legit medical records and HIPPA laws<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loIBebkage4&amp;t=675">11:15</a> - Ignition, the groundbreaking worm cultivator and fucking parasite whisperer<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loIBebkage4&amp;t=812">13:32</a> - Parkzer, the mastermind advisor who turns corporate chaos into sexy financial dominance<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loIBebkage4&amp;t=1069">17:49</a> - Ludwig Ahgren, the outrageously wealthy award-winning streaming legend<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loIBebkage4&amp;t=1179">19:39</a> - Editor Berry, the gaming icon who effortlessly turned nerdy code into digital gold<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loIBebkage4&amp;t=1345">22:25</a> - 7Ark, the elite gaming design mogul who turns Monopoly money into real goddamn cash<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loIBebkage4&amp;t=1521">25:21</a> - Twitch Lurker, the elusive online powerhouse flexing insane wealth and ridiculous sex appeal<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loIBebkage4&amp;t=1645">27:25</a> - Pointcrow, the hottest, richest, and most humble guy you’ve ever had the honor of hearing about<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loIBebkage4&amp;t=1870">31:10</a> - DougDoug, the mad and nasty Twitch streamer with weak thumbs who’s drowning in hair

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• OB

  @ObsessivePizza · 1 year ago

  This is barely 1 dollar, I am super rich douglas, dont ever question me again

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• GA

  @Gamemaster13000 · 1 year ago (edited)

  I like how Doug tried to avoid AI art by having the presentation filled with Google stock images only for Photoshop to create an AI image without being asked to do so.<br><br>Oh, nevermind, it just nat rolled onto that.

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• SY

  @Sylvia568 · 1 year ago

  I&apos;ll become hot and rich later in my life, so i&apos;m watching this in stead of my future self who does not have time.

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