Dream SMP: The Red Festival

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  @Technoblade · 5 years ago · pinned

  it stays in the pit :_TechnoShade:

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• YA

  @yataimii9514 · 5 years ago

  You can hear the happiness in techno's voice when he killed a massive amount of people with his crossbow promoting his channel

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• BR

  @Bright_Oblivion · 5 years ago (edited)

  &quot;any critical, national weaknesses you wanna talk about, for fun!&quot; - Technoblade the undercover spy<br><br>&quot;uhhhhhhh, what?&quot; - dictator jschlatt<br><br>&quot;woohoo state secrets&quot;<br>this was my favorite part.

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• HE

  @hermioneclearwater2765 · 5 years ago

  &quot;Any critical, national weaknesses we want to talk about?&quot; <br> <b>Dead silence</b><br> &quot;For fun?&quot;

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• AT

  @Atomical86 · 10 months ago (edited)

  I love how he accidentally kills schlatt and quackity, then immediately decides the best solution is to kill everyone present

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• RA

  @ranitsarkar2684 · 5 years ago

  When techno killed jschlatt while trying to kill tubbo -<br><b>plot.exe has stopped working</b>

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• SO

  @soupyloup3963 · 5 years ago (edited)

  &quot;Imagine being some famous general and writer that guided hundreds of people both in battle and in life. Then thousands of years later, get quoted by a bunch of people playing minecraft.&quot;<br>-Sun Tzu, Art of War

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• MA

  @Maaaaiii. · 5 years ago

  What this video has shown me:<br>- People can drink water while drowning<br>- Peer pressure can kill<br>- fireworks + crossbow = most OP weapon<br>- violence is the universal language

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• DR

  @DrGears · 2 years ago

  Techno: &quot;I was peer pressured&quot;<br>Tommy: <b>upset at Techno for killing Tubbo</b><br>Tubbo: <b>fully understanding of Techno&apos;s reasoning</b><br>Wilbur: <b>wanting violence and blood for content</b>

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• TH

  @thecow5397 · 5 years ago (edited)

  Techno: &quot;There was like 20 guys!&quot;<br><br>Also Techno: <b>Kills entire server in less than 20 seconds.</b>

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• JU

  @justafranz · 5 years ago

  everyone: oh my god this is terrible techno just massacred the audience and our leaders<br>techno: i cant wait for that clout i just plugged myself in 20 different channels

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• ST

  @strangedogthatisslightlyan7860 · 5 years ago (edited)

  &quot;When drowning, drink a glass of water.&quot;<br><br>- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

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