Dollar Tree Toothpaste Shelf Organization | May 2026 (Soft Spoken)

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  @SouthernASMRSounds · 4 months ago · pinned

  FAQ&apos;s: <br> <br>1. No, I don&apos;t work there. &nbsp;I already have a day job. <br> <br>2. No, the employees don&apos;t ask me what I&apos;m doing. &nbsp;They&apos;ve never asked me to stop, either. &nbsp;They walk right past me all the time. &nbsp;Have you ever worked in retail? &nbsp;I have. &nbsp;If I had ever seen somebody doing this, I&apos;d have kicked the butt of anybody who tried to stop them. <br> <br>3. No, the employees don&apos;t get excited when I walk in. <br> <br>4. No, my arm doesn&apos;t get tired from holding the phone like that. <br> <br>5. No, I will not strap on a GoPro, Meta glasses, or any other Inspector-Gadget-style device to make these videos. &nbsp;That&apos;s just weird-looking and totally not something I care to do. <br> <br>6. No, I didn&apos;t place that thing incorrectly or leave that other thing in its spot just to bother you. &nbsp;I also don&apos;t have a DeLorean or a Flux Capacitor, so I&apos;m unable to build a time machine and go back and fix whatever it is that&apos;s bothering you. &nbsp;This may be stating the obvious, but I&apos;m not there anymore, and time has moved on. &nbsp;Maybe we should, too. <br> &nbsp; <br>7. Yes, I probably should find something better to do. Perhaps I can spend my time watching someone do this on YouTube. <br> <br>8. No, I don&apos;t know how long it&apos;s going to be before I do another one of those videos that you like better than this, but I&apos;m sure it&apos;s coming soon. <br> <br>9. No, I don&apos;t want to whisper these videos. Even for me, that feels weird and uncomfortable. <br> <br>10. No, I really don&apos;t care what other people think when they see me doing this. <br> <br>11. They aren&apos;t paying a bunch of people to sit and watch me on the security camera, so no, nobody&apos;s discussing what I&apos;m doing. <br> <br>12. Yes, I truly do this because it makes me happy. <br> <br>13. No, I don&apos;t have OCD...not even the self-diagnosed variety. <br> <br>14. No, the employees never thank me for doing this. <br> <br>15. &nbsp;Saying &quot;flavor&quot; rather than &quot;scent&quot; is a running joke. People complained about it, so I will now do it for all of eternity. <br> <br>16. &nbsp;No, no one in the store has ever offered me a job after seeing me do this. <br> <br>17. &nbsp;Yes, it’s SUPER expensive. <br> <br>18. &nbsp;Yes, it’s SUPER inexpensive. <br> <br>Now that that&apos;s settled, we can sit back and just enjoy the video. 😊 ❤

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• JE

  @JenevaGriffin · 4 months ago

  🤣 halitosis outbreak

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  @B101-12 · 4 months ago

  “They can’t afford me” lol I love it!😂❤️

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• LO

  @Locallyhated_101 · 4 months ago

  “To counteract your yellow as teeth” followed by “ur teeth are pretty!” Idk why I was rolling

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• RA

  @raiganordaz297 · 4 months ago

  Mary you’re killing me when I need to sleep 😂😂😂😂

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• AS

  @astralweeks23 · 4 months ago

  OTC NEEDS YOU, MARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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• JE

  @JenevaGriffin · 4 months ago

  The amount of toothpaste options is wild. That has to be a record. Lol

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• LI

  @Little_Eski_93 · 4 months ago

  I love when you fix the OTC section. I learn so much whilst also getting to relax

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• ER

  @ErinPhelps-v9g · 4 months ago

  This is my new hyper fixation to relax and get to sleep. Thank you 🤍

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• TH

  @themrs.howell · 4 months ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIvRgoXBLdo&amp;t=213">3:33</a> I came so close to waking my husband when I snorted at this gaffe while watching you at 1:00 a.m. … love me some Mary humor whenever I can get it! 🤣✌🏻

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• LI

  @lichali4747 · 4 months ago

  Love the crinkly sounds from those Vry soaps.

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• ST

  @stellaalonzo5495 · 4 months ago

  Mary your commentary is priceless 😂!

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