Jurassic World Rebirth Being Devoid of Logic

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  @Jona_Arte · 1 year ago

  The most unbelievable plot point of EVERY Jurassic World movie is that “audiences get bored of dinosaurs quickly”, while the franchise is on its 7th dinosaur movie in a row being a hit at the box office

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• XX

  @xxRxxMxx · 1 year ago (edited)

  You forgot to mention how the 100 feet tall Titanosauruses were hiding in a 3 feet tall grass... a whole herd of them :face-green-smiling:

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• PA

  @patomallard3280 · 1 year ago

  I love how society has the technology to bring dinosaurs back to life but shuts down when faced with a plastic wrapper

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• ZI

  @zir0192 · 5 months ago

  I worked at a dog food factory and in the warehouse they would damn near crucify you over a water bottle, let alone being in a sterile environment with a snickers bar.

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• HU

  @HunterPhenomMakoy · 1 year ago

  “Thanks for rescuing us from that dinosaur!”<br><br>“No problem, we’re taking you to WAY more dinosaurs now btw.”

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• JA

  @Jabymann · 1 year ago

  I actually could not believe that they tried to do the &quot;Nobody cares about Dinosaurs anymore&quot; thing for a THIRD time in a row. In no world would that <b>ever</b> happen!

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• MA

  @magicmulder · 1 year ago

  The worst part of the beginning was why people even have to go &nbsp;through the dino-sized door instead of taking a human-sized door. <br>That would be a lot easier and a lot safer.<br><br>Imagine a zookeeper entering the elephant cage through an elephant sized door to the outside.

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• GU

  @GuillRickard · 2 months ago

  I can&apos;t get over how stupid some modern movie makers can be. <br><br>In the first Jurassic Park, the entire movie is built around the idea that the security system has been badly designed because Hammond was out of money and he had to please the investors: The helicopter at the start has faulty seatbelt, the security guy complains the car doors don&apos;t lock, the one guy in charge of the whole system is severely underpaid, etc. The movie drops tons of hints explaining that the park&apos;s security system is inadequate and that Hammond is cutting too many corners, and even then it takes literal sabotage and a tropical storm for things to go bad. <br><br>And then you have this movie where all it takes is a guy dropping a candy wrapper. Jesus Christ.

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• KA

  @kazuka68yt72 · 1 year ago

  Our local dinosaur park gets like crowded level of visitors on weekends and they only show animatronics that can sway their head side to side

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• IM

  @imCurveee · 1 year ago

  &quot;Dinosaurs are dying out because its too cold.&quot;<br><br>Blue in JW Dominion: has a baby in a snowy forest lol

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• IN

  @Inocuous · 1 year ago

  Living, breathing dinosaurs and other creatures from 100-250 million years ago have been resurrected and people have lost ALL interest in like 10 years.<br>Dude, people line up to see penguins and lemurs, these writers insist we would all stop caring about dinosaurs?????

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• HA

  @hannibalwilmetcalf8363 · 4 months ago

  That whole B story plot about the family lost on the island felt absolutely unnecessary

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