The New Trump-Class Battleship Is Just Dumb
1.4M views · Apr 10, 2026 · Education
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@brettwood1351 · 5 months ago
It's not silly enough. It needs a giant buzzsaw on the front so it can cut other ships in half.
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@jessebaker9430 · 5 months ago
Does it have a ballroom?
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@LennoxPoodle · 5 months ago
I don't expect a single one of those to ever leave a shipyard.
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@WisGuy4 · 4 months ago
Trump is demanding it have 20” guns - the hugest ever! - and photon torpedoes.
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@mm-yt8sf · 5 months ago
this baby can go from zero to bankrupt in sixty seconds
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@Artificial-Stupidity · 5 months ago
It is the Cybertruck of warships.
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@louisemason4406 · 5 months ago
To name a totally useless class of ships the "trump class" is entirely appropriate
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@kensteeplejack · 1 month ago
This is the sort of ship that little boys draw in their lunch break.
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@SANDIP_FIT · 5 months ago
It should be pointy cause pointy is scary
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@shirleymental4189 · 5 months ago
I can't help thinking about the episode of The Simpsons, when Homer designed a car that bankrupted the company.
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@xj4low322 · 5 months ago
He is going to be angry when it is built with stealth technology but can still be seen by the naked eye.
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@Illuvatar-jk6el · 3 months ago
Bro makes a new diesel-driven ship because he wants to sell his own oil.
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