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EVERY Half-Life Chapter RANKED From WORST to BEST!

60K views · Nov 19, 2025 · Gaming

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  • @MrJarheadTV · 10 months ago · pinned

    ► CREDITS 🤝<br><br>- Check out the HL Alyx animation from @Komegatze: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6erVqRd_bBE">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6erVqRd_bBE</a> <br> <br>- This is where I got the Alyx render from for the thumbnail: <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/HalfLife/comments/dyqzey/fanmade_wallpaper_for_halflife_alyx/">https://www.reddit.com/r/HalfLife/comments/dyqzey/fanmade_wallpaper_for_halflife_alyx/</a> <br> <br>- Also shoutout to @SquareEyedJak and his every level ranked videos for providing me some inspiration for this! <a href="https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQ4-Ug6k_wpSBLKyNp3hfEshgLqnEYc0G">https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQ4-Ug6k_wpSBLKyNp3hfEshgLqnEYc0G</a> <br> <br>It was not planned that this video would go out on Half-Life’s 27th birthday, but it’s pretty cool that the stars aligned that way. It’s been on my bucket list to create a video that’s over an hour, and when this idea came to me last year I knew it was a matter of when, not if, I would make it – so thank you guys so much for your patience and for indulging me today. I know I’ve been pretty absent this year but I promise it wasn’t laziness or losing passion for this whatsoever. I had an absolute blast making this video (except for the part when I had to render it 47 times), and I hope this was worth the wait. What exactly I do next I haven’t decided just yet, but I should be back around sooner than later. Thanks again for everything guys 🙇🏻‍♂❤

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  • @theokushmerek1616 · 10 months ago

    HOPIUM ADMINISTERED

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  • @kesorangutan6170 · 10 months ago

    I know it&apos;s hilarious nowadays but the scientists and security guards dying in funny ways is the Valve&apos;s way of saying &quot;do not do that, you idiots. You will die if you do this&quot;.<br><br>-Otis dying to the electrical fence<br>-Scientist dying to the tripmine at the start of We&apos;ve Got Hostiles.<br>-Another scientist running towards an HECU marine while saying &quot;rescue at last!&quot; and the soldier killing him.<br><br>These are all placed there to show the players that these things possess danger. HL2 also has moments like this but they are more &quot;subtle&quot; and not that funny. Such as:<br><br>-Lamarr introduction<br>-Barnacle catching a crow in front of you<br>-Zombine joke scene. They show the zombine using his grenade in a safe environment. <br><br>I&apos;m pretty sure Alyx also has moments like this but never played that game lol.

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  • @SimonF-tg7oc · 10 months ago

    Best way I can describe entanglement is three nights at nova prospekt 😂😂

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  • @TimeDoptimus-1885 · 10 months ago

    Prepare for unforeseen weezer references…

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  • @brimstoner982 · 10 months ago

    Barney sounds so zooted in the gearbox games

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  • @MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive · 10 months ago

    You’re the first person I’ve heard say he likes Interloper.

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  • @everything-on-red · 10 months ago

    Residue processing may be annoying as hell to play, but it does serve a purpose. Giving you a more puzzle-based chapter after your ambush narratively highlights your isolation and emotional and physical low point. It&apos;s cool that the game has you claw your way back up from nothing after removing all your weapons, and literally making you crawl through a waste plant is a great metaphor. Also, the aesthetic and vibes of the chapter are cool, kinda similar to blast pit in a way. I wouldn&apos;t want it removed, but obviously a serious gameplay overhaul is in order.

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  • @Noperison · 10 months ago

    <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htYIB2f6k0w&amp;t=3350">55:50</a> fun fact: there was a cut voiceline where he says “well…. Shit”

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  • @willhelm-mp4 · 10 months ago

    <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htYIB2f6k0w&amp;t=1048">17:28</a> I was so flabbergasted by this off hand comment, the hev death noise played in real life as i fell off my chair.

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  • @pierre-mariecaulliez6285 · 10 months ago

    <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htYIB2f6k0w&amp;t=3875">1:04:35</a> You REALLY hammed him up as a slasher killer to the combine, love it ;7

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  • @kesorangutan6170 · 10 months ago

    Here&apos;s a tip to skip Nihilanth&apos;s teleportation attacks:<br><br>Hide behind those spikes. If you think you can&apos;t hide behind in time, shoot at the green orb with a non-hitscan weapon. I mean a weapon that shoots a physical projectile. Crossbow and hivehand&apos;s alt-attack work wonders on it. I generally use hivehand to get rid of the green orbs because it has infinite ammo.<br><br>Rpg, grenades, and snarks should work on the orbs too but I&apos;ve never tried them tbh.

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