Every Single WW2 War Movie

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  @SquireComedy · 4 years ago (edited) · pinned

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  @schuhsuppe7228 · 4 years ago (edited)

  As a german i love that detail that whenever german is spoken its just a mesh of gibberish noone not even germans can understand. Just how in every movie! Intended or unintended that was hilarious!!

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  @SpaceMonkeyBoi · 4 years ago (edited)

  I added some more for you: <br>- The Gestapo guy with glasses and a black leather coat that always takes off his gloves when he enters any building <br>- The German teenage soldier that holds a main character at gunpoint till he&apos;s bribed with cigarettes and chocolate bars<br>- The free French soldier that always shouts French profanities because the actor doesn&apos;t actually know French<br>- The Italian/French lady that falls in love with a main character, but the character dies and she starts crying when 2 guys in uniform look at her sadly<br>- The Hitler cameo. Always seems to have a high pitched, nasaly voice, despite actually having a deep voice in real life. Throws tantrums a lot. <br>- The SS officer that always has some kind of disability/scar<br>- The luftwaffe general that is always fat for some reason

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  @edbrook7088 · 4 years ago

  the funny thing is the way the brits have full realistic model weapons and the germans have cardboard is probably the most realistic thing about this film

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  @TheThingInMySink · 4 years ago (edited)

  Little did they know, he was not only the officer for whom nothing on this mission will go to plan, who ignores intelligence reports and seemingly useful advice from the lower ranks and frankly kinda acts like a prick for the whole movie, but he was also the officer whom nobody likes until he begins to slowly grow as a person so he can finally make a heroic sacrifice at the end to save the new guy, and redeem himself as a character.

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  @noskill7272 · 4 years ago

  I didn’t realize the Germans had giant spacecraft and teleportation, truly a miracle we won

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  @AsbestosMuffins · 4 years ago (edited)

  you forgot the italian actor playing the slavic guy who&apos;s actually german and you kind of knew he was a double agent from the beginning and only gets found out after a series of backstabs that doesn&apos;t quite get them caught

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• RO

  @RonSommar · 4 years ago

  Every German war movie:<br>The officer that is close to his men, he dies<br>The senior officer who is an enemy of all and everyone and a Nazi, he survives<br>The young fierceful, the fearful and the farmer boy soldier - they all die but the fierceful one shoots once at the senior officer and misses him before dieing <br>Their Uboat, or Tank, or bunker, or fuhrer Bunker - gets destroyed in the end scene.

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• C1

  @c1ph3rpunk · 4 years ago

  The only part missing is the armor support that’s desperately needed, and never shows up, in order to amplify all the other stereotypes.

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  @petrosdorizas6814 · 4 years ago

  Well, this was certainly every single British WWII war movie, but you chaps were missing some optional characters!<br><br>1. The American tagalong, usually someone who &quot;gets things done&quot; and doesn&apos;t care about ranks or formalities. Can also be played as a Canadian or Australian.<br>2. The gruff soldier with a working-class background who does the dirty jobs but is changed when something is too bad even for him. <br>3. The sadistic evil SS officer and his foil, the honorable Wehrmacht officer who studied in Oxford before the war. <br>4. The eccentric local civilian who nearly gets everyone killed. <br>5. The German generals from Smith and Jones.

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• RA

  @RandomPerson-ob1hk · 4 years ago

  &quot;Hans look the British plane isn&apos;t taking pictures of us there are people jumping out&quot; <br>&quot;Don&apos;t worry Frans they are just making a war movie&quot;

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• DU

  @dudeinadoughboy4327 · 4 years ago

  The same goes for almost every single modern WWII related game, with the obligatory &quot;Saving Private Ryan inspired D Day&quot; level

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