Fall Asleep While I Steal Cars

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• RE

  @redtape9484 · 3 months ago

  It’s sad to see this veteran fall so hard. He used to be a sniper, then times were hard, but he got a job as a fast food employee and a park ranger, even rejoined the army… now he’s fallen on hard times again…

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• PI

  @pizzaasauce · 3 months ago

  babe wake up it’s time to go to sleep

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• MA

  @MalikHines-c7z7x · 3 months ago

  Finally my stuff is on I can go to sleep

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• CH

  @chaoticsalem1306 · 3 months ago

  Boy I sure hope Jason Statham doesn't steal my car while I'm honkshoooomimimiming

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• MR

  @MRKDjarod · 3 months ago

  I love how this niche actually works. It’s 1am on the east coast, I just hit the lights, and I see this was posted an hour ago. And it’s such an easy, obvious decision to watch. You’re somehow actually doing a great service.

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• WH

  @Whitecheddat · 3 months ago

  Woke up just in time to go to sleep

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• JU

  @justnone9809 · 3 months ago

  thank you Patreon, seriously

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• DA

  @daisy5074 · 3 months ago

  Going through tough times dealing with chronic pain, extreme stress, and loneliness. These always calm me down to sleep. Just wanted to share my appreciation, love these series the most!! The dark lighting of the game helps tremendously as well. Agree with the other guy, you're doing a great service

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• CL

  @claire2191 · 3 months ago

  i will admit i’m a non-sleeper, these videos are too interesting for me to fall asleep to i always keep my eyes open just to watch and don’t sleep so i just started to  watch them to calm down and relax when i need it ☺️

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• CE

  @CertifiedArson · 3 months ago

  Thanks for making this content. I won’t have nightmares of people robbing me now

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• WA

  @WarrenLeeds · 3 months ago

  Thank you so much Slorgs. You provide a much-needed service to the community.

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• CP

  @cpb2626 · 3 months ago (edited)

  im a grown ass man falling asleep to another grown man robbing people (as calmly as possible ofc) truly special

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