Top 10 Best Monty Python One Liners
600K views · Mar 27, 2026 · Entertainment
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@WatchMojoUK · 5 months ago · pinned
What's your favourite line from MP?<br><br>Top 10 Times Louis Theroux Humiliated People <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WW6X6a7aT4">https://youtu.be/_WW6X6a7aT4?si=0H9EIJAXGEwsVWEF</a>
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@BillMooney-r5c · 6 months ago
You missed the best line in that exchange..... "You can''t expect to wield supreme executive power because some watery tart throws a sword at you."
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@andrewb9590 · 6 months ago
“I’m not dead yet!”
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@octaviusfooks7194 · 6 months ago
“Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!”😂😂 Iconic
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@themoldcars · 6 months ago
"Bring us a shrubbery"
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@HorsesBone · 6 months ago
"One day lad, all this will be yours."<br>"What, the curtains?"
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@ianbaxendale1021 · 6 months ago
Alright, so apart from sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, the roads,a fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
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@nitt3rz · 6 months ago
The whole constitutional peasant scene is utter brilliance!
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@kcollier2192 · 6 months ago
"I wanted to be- a lumberjack!"
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@JHDAY · 6 months ago
"Bring out your dead" "I'm not dead yet"
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@justenjoyingpeace · 6 months ago
The best line which gave away the life of Brian " you are the messiah, and I should know because I've followed a few ".
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@onastick2411 · 6 months ago
"Big nose"<br>"Watch it, we've still got some crosses left".
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