Real Men Scissor Around | Brotato Knightmare Crash Zone
7.5K views · 9 Nov 2026
Comments · 40
@TheMadJoker87 · 9 hours ago (edited)
i honestly cant tell the slightest difference between the old mic and the new one... We're not here for ASMR. We're here to laugh at the Dex! I mean... <i>with</i> . With the Dex!
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@dirtyblueshirt · 12 hours ago
At no point would I characterize the audio as bad. Maybe try some testing, record a set of videos with the microphone settings optimized for you sitting in a comfortable position, resist the urge to tweak the audio when editing, and post them. See how many comments mention the sound quality.
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@kakregax · 13 hours ago
Making mountains out of mole hills imho.
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@jamesbaxter7492 · 5 hours ago
A powdered up baby butt 😂😂😂<br>Omg hilarious
@jabcmw1 · 15 hours ago
The audios change verses distance from from the mic is wild
@Gadsnopa · 15 hours ago
truest title I've ever read
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@alphadragon2262 · 14 hours ago
CDAWGVA is using $1000+ mic, if you want a solution that is less distance dependant than I would recommend a small diameter condenser. This allows for a hyper cardiod polar pattern (better unwanted noise rejection). Most solutions would require an xlr setup, as well as some eq, but once its setup there shouldn't be much need for tweaking.
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@jimalayaya · 15 hours ago
I mean if you need to take a break you should take one, i don't think anyone would mind really
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@abigailann6869 · 15 hours ago
As long as we don't run with scissors!
@namelessbeast4868 · 10 hours ago
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frAoplsoDNE&t=708">11:48</a> That's what she said 🥲<br>The only thing I noticed when you moved was that the sound got lower/distant. Might just be that my ears are as bad as my nose, or maybe yours are just too good, but who knows.
@DarkEssence831 · 9 hours ago
Dex the mic that works for me has been Maono pd400x. its very affordable and the sound is good. feel free to see people do reviews of it on youtube so u know how it sounds. you can set the sensitivity on the mic with how much you want it to pick up your voice so u dont have to sucky sucky the mic for quality. joking aside i understand the struggle i did a lot of editing back in my days.
@luipaardprint · 8 hours ago
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frAoplsoDNE&t=1428">23:48</a> you know what would help with the random switching of microphones in your recording software? Having one audio device you can plug multiple xlr mic’s into so you have a physical slider you can use to determine what mic you’re using. 😉
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