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Northernlion Discovers Youtube Shorts and Immediately Regrets It

24K views · Sep 29, 2026 · People & Blogs

Comments · 46

  • @chasingmemories1266 · 18 hours ago

    The chatter that said “pepsi is rounder” just sniped me across spacetime

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  • @okamisamakun · 20 hours ago

    Wait till he sees the librarian's shorts 😭😭😭😭

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  • @Ragnell123 · 20 hours ago

    Damn man, his Chinese is like actually understandable

    94

  • @3dDoener · 15 hours ago

    expecting a guy making a short video on how to say coca cola and only hearing him wordlessly shake a bottle before opening it killed me

    22

  • @kitchen_gremlin · 14 hours ago

    I only know that one because my Japanese friend introduced me to it by calling it the &quot;coke that makes you shit yourself&quot;.<br>having tried it, yea. you get like an hour head start to find a bathroom and then it&apos;s ON. it&apos;s basically moreso used by old people with contipation and shouldn&apos;t be considered anything other than a laxative atp. if you&apos;re healthy and want fibre, just go and eat some veggies. both China and Japan have fantastic vegetable dishes.

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  • @Orlando-qj7bh · 19 hours ago

    Shorts actually start at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnLPjk6G0H4&amp;t=510">8:30</a>

    26

  • @ceeds.mp3 · 17 hours ago

    Youtube shorts got me in a chokehold and im able to recognize and too dumb to break my habbits

    19

  • @EvilOmelette · 20 hours ago

    How do I tell my friend that I just did a funny joke involving his coke in chinese?

    22

  • @That_Bee_Again · 22 hours ago

    NL Archive my GOAT

    31

  • @vasilyevs · 8 hours ago

    he&apos;s always singing some shit huh

    6

  • @Cameraman-3984 · 16 hours ago

    NL&apos;s mandarin reminds me of mine when I first started learning. Let him cook guys, he will surpass us all

    11

  • @user-ft5vp3bi4v · 1 hour ago

    You&apos;ve caught me in a very learning chinese through shorts time in my life

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