The Incompetent Burglar - Jerma Plays Thief Simulator (Long Edit)

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  @allicheese6773 · 1 year ago (edited)

  i love how everytime he’s sneaking around in a house he keeps acting all paranoid saying “there’s somebody here” as if he isn’t the intruder

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• A_

  @A_Fox_With_A_Taxi · 2 years ago

  I never made the connection before with the opening.<br><br>You&apos;ve been bailed from jail. &nbsp;Which means you are still going to trial for something eventually. So the whole time you&apos;re out on bail awaiting trial you&apos;re stealing a bunch of shit and selling it at a pawn shop.<br><br>This game just became a lot funnier in context of this person being some kind of fucking kleptomaniac that doesn&apos;t give a shit if he gets caught while already on the way to a conviction.

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• 2N

  @2ndRAK25 · 2 years ago

  Jerma having a staring contest with homeowners then loudly breaking a window after they go about 50 feet away and wondering why the police were called is such a Jerma thing lmao

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• OB

  @obscure_alternatives · 2 years ago

  The way the auto play went from the pink panther theme to <br>Classical dubstep kills me

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• AL

  @alegomanYTPs · 2 years ago

  &gt;softlocked<br>end game is an option<br>&gt;softlocked<br>&gt;spends 3 hours trying to get off the stairs

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• 8S

  @8stormy5 · 2 years ago (edited)

  Jerma hears a noise he wasn&apos;t expecting and for the next thirty seconds panics and tries to kill any living being within sight

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• CH

  @ChewyTwee · 1 year ago (edited)

  He struggles with YouTube auto play like a substitute teacher would. His past haunts him every stream

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• JO

  @john_gamer05 · 2 years ago

  He sounds so old. I hope hospice is going well for him 😢

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• ST

  @Stereo6400 · 2 years ago

  i’m losing it at the mental image of someone walking into a room to see a thief stealing a painting, and the thief panics and runs in random directions while still holding the ginormous painting and freaking out because he actually physically cannot put it down

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• FR

  @frozenstandup · 2 years ago

  the voice line of the police saying &quot;you&apos;re under arrest!&quot; sounds just like Jerma

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• RI

  @riikki___ · 2 years ago

  idk why but the extended first person thief arms is so perfect for jerma

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• TR

  @TroutBoneless · 1 year ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVfcq_et69A&amp;t=4310">1:11:50</a> <br>&quot;I broke a window and youre getting the helicopter in here?&quot;<br>as Jerma basically has a hostage in the house he broke into lmao

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